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-=Mac=- 01-01-2007 09:19 AM

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I'm over the top... except by the toilet in the same room as the cat's litter box because the little "darlings" see the dangling piece of tp as a challenge. If it's under, you can hide the end inside the holder.

-Mac

ps: ever try to train a cat? :twak:

SnakeH2 01-01-2007 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by usetosellhummer
some men sit to pee


Gotta be Aubs...:giggling: :shhh:

PARAGON 01-01-2007 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by SnakeH2
Gotta be Aubs...:giggling: :shhh:

:jump:

f5fstop 01-01-2007 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by -=Mac=-
I'm over the top... except by the toilet in the same room as the cat's litter box because the little "darlings" see the dangling piece of tp as a challenge. If it's under, you can hide the end inside the holder.

-Mac

ps: ever try to train a cat? :twak:


You bring out a good point, and something I read years ago by one of those so-called experts.
If there is a cat or puppy in the house, go under, if not, it is better to go over. If the end becomes one with the roll, it is more efficient to the human hand to sweep your hand over the top and down, than under the bottom and upward for the end to fly loose. (Try it sometime, I did and they are right.)

SnakeH2 01-01-2007 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by f5fstop
You bring out a good point, and something I read years ago by one of those so-called experts.
If there is a cat or puppy in the house, go under, if not, it is better to go over. If the end becomes one with the roll, it is more efficient to the human hand to sweep your hand over the top and down, than under the bottom and upward for the end to fly loose. (Try it sometime, I did and they are right.)


and little kiddos...:iagree:

PARAGON 01-02-2007 12:08 AM

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Originally Posted by ssgharkness020147
Its simple. Ease of dispensing. When the toilet paper is under (as it should be) and you pull down on it, it dispenses with greater ease. I have also noticed that the dispensing action is much smoother when it is installed under. And really, this is note a joke post. I am not kidding. Under. Period. A toilet is a mans thrown, remember guys; your experience should be as luxurious as possible.

I'm thinking you might make things too difficult.... considering it's 31 for over and 4 for under right now........ that, or maybe you're not quite a man yet.

ssgharkness020147 01-02-2007 12:27 AM

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31-4 just means that 31 people want to make things more difficult for themselves. :D I'd be ok not being a man quite yet, sir. I'm still young enough to not completly be a man. Though these days dealing with home ownership and other stuff things are changing things a bit. Just had to pay my property taxes for the first time, getting older is weird. :o Thank god that I (hopefully) wont have to do the wife and kids thing for a while, not ready for that one yet.


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I'm thinking you might make things too difficult.... considering it's 31 for over and 4 for under right now........ that, or maybe you're not quite a man yet.


PARAGON 01-02-2007 12:33 AM

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Originally Posted by ssgharkness020147
31-4 just means that 31 people want to make things more difficult for themselves. :D I'd be ok not being a man quite yet, sir. I'm still young enough to not completly be a man. Though these days dealing with home ownership and other stuff things are changing things a bit. Just had to pay my property taxes for the first time, getting older is weird. :o Thank god that I (hopefully) wont have to do the wife and kids thing for a while, not ready for that one yet.

you don't have to have a mortgage, pay property taxes, have a wife and/or kids... to be a man.....

just put the damn TP on so that it rolls off the front... not the back:D

Mrs.ssippi 01-02-2007 01:09 AM

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Originally Posted by PARAGON
you don't have to have a mortgage, pay property taxes, have a wife and/or kids... to be a man.....

just put the damn TP on so that it rolls off the front... not the back:D

I'd like for you just to put the TP on the holder, I don't care how it is put on, just put the damn thing on!!!!!! :OWNED: :giggling: :giggling:

Recmar1 01-02-2007 01:47 AM

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Personally, in this household I am the Queen of refreshing the TP roll. I can safely say that I am an equal opportunity over and under. Either way it still gets used and I haven't had a complaint yet....;)

2-H2's 01-02-2007 04:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Mrs.ssippi
I'd like for you just to put the TP on the holder, I don't care how it is put on, just put the damn thing on!!!!!! :OWNED: :giggling: :giggling:



Now we get to the bottom of the question :clapping: :giggling::giggling:

But I was under the impression ya'll had an out door potty :D;)

K9sH3 01-02-2007 04:54 AM

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Now we get to the bottom of the question :clapping: :giggling::giggling:

But I was under the impression ya'll had an out door potty :D;)



Easy, now why did you have to bring up the bottoms? :giggling:

Adam in CO 01-02-2007 02:39 PM

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I dont care but if I put it on backwards, the wife will fix it and bitch at me about it. I'm just glad to have it there when I need it.

PARAGON 01-02-2007 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by 2-H2's
Now we get to the bottom of the question :clapping: :giggling::giggling:

But I was under the impression ya'll had an out door potty :D;)

We do... and I have to gather leaves and roll them up in a little roll so that they will dispense correctly.

Personally I like using Ivy leaves because they have a nice soothing oil:giggling:

ree 01-02-2007 09:07 PM

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Carey, you're wrong on this issue. CP's got the right reasons. Proximity and cleanliness. Do you really think it's easier to dispense when you have to reach farther and reach up and behind the roll? What about when the roll is brand new and stuck together. Do you leave the edge to the back and fumble with it, or do you roll it around to the front to beable to see the problem out in the open?

SnakeH2 01-02-2007 09:16 PM

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Wow. Still going...This thread might compete with DRYTFN's birthday thread...

Mrs.ssippi 01-02-2007 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by SnakeH2
Wow. Still going...This thread might compete with DRYTFN's birthday thread...

Why they are both full of sh!t? :giggling: :giggling: :D :giggling: :giggling:


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