Re: Joke of the day
A lady walks into a HUMMER dealership and browses around. Suddenly she
spots the most perfect, beautiful rig and walks over to inspect it. As
she bends forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected
little burst of flatulence escapes her. Very embarrassed, she
anxiously looks around to see if anyone has noticed and hopes a sales
person doesn't pop up right now.
As she turns back, there standing next to her is a salesman. With a
pleasant smile he greets her, "Good day, Madam. How may we help you
today?"
Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though
nothing had happened, she smiles back and asks, "Sir, what is the
price of this lovely vehicle?"
Still smiling pleasantly, he replies, "Madam, I'm very sorry to say
that if you farted just touching it, you are gonna **** when you hear
the price."
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