Damn this is funny. Remember when CP and I used to talk on the forum even when we were just a few feet away in person?
Make me coffee.
Get me a beer.
Why are you scratching so much.
Stop playing with yourself.
Leave that alone.
Did you just eat that?
Yuk.
No Oprah.
I gotta poop.
I feel better.
Gawd you're gross.
It's looking at you.
Want to touch it?
No.
Damn.
I'm watching football.
No, The Sound of Music is on.
Are you freaking kidding me?!?!?!
Please, just touch it for a minute.
NO.
I'm going to cut the grass.
Be careful.
Damn, a rock hit me in the eye.
Poor baby. Here's a pill.
Want to touch it?
No.
It's looking at you.
You're still gross.
Just touch it, damn it.
LMAO!!!
