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09-04-2007, 07:01 AM
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Hummer Messiah
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Virginia Beach
Posts: 37,474
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Re: I met Jason today...
Damn this is funny. Remember when CP and I used to talk on the forum even when we were just a few feet away in person?
Make me coffee.
Get me a beer.
Why are you scratching so much.
Stop playing with yourself.
Leave that alone.
Did you just eat that?
Yuk.
No Oprah.
I gotta poop.
I feel better.
Gawd you're gross.
It's looking at you.
Want to touch it?
No.
Damn.
I'm watching football.
No, The Sound of Music is on.
Are you freaking kidding me?!?!?!
Please, just touch it for a minute.
NO.
I'm going to cut the grass.
Be careful.
Damn, a rock hit me in the eye.
Poor baby. Here's a pill.
Want to touch it?
No.
It's looking at you.
You're still gross.
Just touch it, damn it.
LMAO!!! 
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09-04-2007, 08:03 AM
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Hummer Guru
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Florida
Posts: 2,871
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Re: I met Jason today...
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Originally Posted by KenP
Damn this is funny. Remember when CP and I used to talk on the forum even when we were just a few feet away in person?
Make me coffee.
Get me a beer.
Why are you scratching so much.
Stop playing with yourself.
Leave that alone.
Did you just eat that?
Yuk.
No Oprah.
I gotta poop.
I feel better.
Gawd you're gross.
It's looking at you.
Want to touch it?
No.
Damn.
I'm watching football.
No, The Sound of Music is on.
Are you freaking kidding me?!?!?!
Please, just touch it for a minute.
NO.
I'm going to cut the grass.
Be careful.
Damn, a rock hit me in the eye.
Poor baby. Here's a pill.
Want to touch it?
No.
It's looking at you.
You're still gross.
Just touch it, damn it.
LMAO!!! |
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09-04-2007, 12:47 PM
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Hummer Authority
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: SL,UT
Posts: 1,197
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Re: I met Jason today...
One of the whiniest, ass kissing dipsh!ts on the forum invites his wife aboard so she can defend his weak candy-ass, and so they can discuss her douche and thier mutual stupidity on every thread...........WTF?
Jamie nobody talks more cock than you, bitch. 
BTW, seems you two were made for each other. That's not a woman.....it's a man, man. No wonder you obsess about gay sh!t. 
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09-04-2007, 12:52 PM
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Hummer Authority
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Illinois
Posts: 1,129
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Re: I met Jason today...
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09-04-2007, 03:53 PM
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Hummer Messiah
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: PDX
Posts: 2,367,817
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Re: I met Jason today...
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Originally Posted by 03H3
One of the whiniest, ass kissing dipsh!ts on the forum invites his wife aboard so she can defend his weak candy-ass, and so they can discuss her douche and thier mutual stupidity on every thread...........WTF?
Jamie nobody talks more cock than you, bitch.
BTW, seems you two were made for each other. That's not a woman.....it's a man, man. No wonder you obsess about gay sh!t. |
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09-04-2007, 02:08 PM
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Hummer Guru
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: In a FREE U.S.A. where Marxism, Socialism & Communism is not allowed !
Posts: 5,485
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Re: I met Jason today...
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Originally Posted by KenP
Damn this is funny. Remember when CP and I used to talk on the forum even when we were just a few feet away in person?
Make me coffee.
Get me a beer.
Why are you scratching so much.
Stop playing with yourself.
Leave that alone.
Did you just eat that?
Yuk.
No Oprah.
I gotta poop.
I feel better.
Gawd you're gross.
It's looking at you.
Want to touch it?
No.
Damn.
I'm watching football.
No, The Sound of Music is on.
Are you freaking kidding me?!?!?!
Please, just touch it for a minute.
NO.
I'm going to cut the grass.
Be careful.
Damn, a rock hit me in the eye.
Poor baby. Here's a pill.
Want to touch it?
No.
It's looking at you.
You're still gross.
Just touch it, damn it.
LMAO!!! |
no matter what, THIS IS THE BEST POST EVER >>>!!! 
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