11-10-2007, 07:14 PM
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Hummer Professional
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Gay Area, CA
Posts: 278
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Re: Long Live Chrome - Death to Bling!
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Originally Posted by Captain of the Titanic
After many hours of pondering (about women's breasts not bling), I have come to the conclusions that there is bling, and then there is CHROME. My H2 has NO bling. It has chrome vents, hood lockdowns, side light covers, front brush guard, read taillight guards, door handle/buckets and rims.
The reason why it's not bling, is attitude. It is still running 17 inch rims as well as Xterrain OFFROAD tires!!!!. It also has a winch!
Bling occurs when you LOWER your truck, put rims larger than 20 inches, or put high performance ROAD tires on it!! A chemical reaction occurs and the chrome mutates into BLING!
The purpose of chrome is so you can see when your rig is muddy enough. If there is no visible chrome, you're there!
LONG LIVE CHROME, DEATH TO BLING!!! HAHAHAHAHHA
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Dude, you are a total idiot. Get some nice wheels and call it good. Any chrome beyond that is bling, and looks like crap. Deal with it you closet queer.
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