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Re: Long Live Chrome - Death to Bling!
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After many hours of pondering (about women's breasts not bling), I have come to the conclusions that there is bling, and then there is CHROME. My H2 has NO bling. It has chrome vents, hood lockdowns, side light covers, front brush guard, read taillight guards, door handle/buckets and rims.
The reason why it's not bling, is attitude. It is still running 17 inch rims as well as Xterrain OFFROAD tires!!!!. It also has a winch!
Bling occurs when you LOWER your truck, put rims larger than 20 inches, or put high performance ROAD tires on it!! A chemical reaction occurs and the chrome mutates into BLING!
The purpose of chrome is so you can see when your rig is muddy enough. If there is no visible chrome, you're there!
LONG LIVE CHROME, DEATH TO BLING!!! HAHAHAHAHHA
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Dude, you are a total idiot. Get some nice wheels and call it good. Any chrome beyond that is bling, and looks like crap. Deal with it you closet queer.
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11-10-2007, 08:22 PM
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Re: Long Live Chrome - Death to Bling!
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Any chrome beyond that is bling, and looks like crap. Deal with it you closet queer.
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Who you callin queer, Gaybob?  
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11-10-2007, 09:43 PM
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Re: Long Live Chrome - Death to Bling!
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11-10-2007, 10:07 PM
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11-10-2007, 10:59 PM
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Re: Long Live Chrome - Death to Bling!
Chrome is nice in times of peace. 
When the going gets tough lights out radio silence and paint it black for the sake of the Moms out there... 
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11-11-2007, 04:12 AM
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Re: Long Live Chrome - Death to Bling!
Blue typing turn me on, so you must be gay too.
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11-13-2007, 09:28 PM
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Re: Long Live Chrome - Death to Bling!
um your confused... Bling is any chrome on a H2. You didnt see any H1 leaving the factory with Chrome this and that did you? Same got for the Land rover D90-110 they had no chrome... and the Mercedes G500 didnt have any chrome until they screwed it up and shipped to the USA.
My take on it is this. GM should not even offer chrome on a hummer.
If you want chrome and a nice ride buy the Esculade or denali. Same money lot more bling.
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11-13-2007, 10:37 PM
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Re: Long Live Chrome - Death to Bling!
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um your confused... Bling is any chrome on a H2. You didnt see any H1 leaving the factory with Chrome this and that did you? Same got for the Land rover D90-110 they had no chrome... and the Mercedes G500 didnt have any chrome until they screwed it up and shipped to the USA.
My take on it is this. GM should not even offer chrome on a hummer.
If you want chrome and a nice ride buy the Esculade or denali. Same money lot more bling.
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I agree. But look at mine, it has been glorified all over with the shiny by the previous owner. 
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11-15-2007, 11:31 PM
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Re: Long Live Chrome - Death to Bling!
Last time I saw the POS Merc SUV it was stuck in a little sand. With 4 dudes scurrying around with shovels trying to help it out! 
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11-16-2007, 03:48 PM
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Re: Long Live Chrome - Death to Bling!
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Last time I saw the POS Merc SUV it was stuck in a little sand. With 4 dudes scurrying around with shovels trying to help it out!
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Re: Long Live Chrome - Death to Bling!
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11-22-2007, 03:10 AM
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Re: Long Live Chrome - Death to Bling!
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Re: Long Live Chrome - Death to Bling!
Aren't thes light guards black chrome?
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11-22-2007, 09:31 AM
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Re: Long Live Chrome - Death to Bling!
tower it sure appears to be just thar, black chrome.
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