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I ran accross this by accident
Name My Baby
Now if she said "Name my Boobie" That's a different story 
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02-12-2005, 03:03 AM
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I ran accross this by accident
Name My Baby
Now if she said "Name my Boobie" That's a different story
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02-12-2005, 03:25 AM
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Wow! shes from Maine also. Wonder where? I could help her out financially , if she likes pearl necklaces.  |
02-12-2005, 03:42 AM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dug3x3:
Wow! shes from Maine also. Wonder where? I could help her out financially , if she likes pearl necklaces. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
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02-12-2005, 03:51 AM
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Uhm... can you say SKANK?
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>I am 26 years old and the father*is in the army. I live in Maine with my mother who has fibromyalgia and I am helping.<span class="ev_code_RED">(So far, I've got a big WAAAAHHH WAAAAH for her.)</span>**I have two children, one from a previous relationship<span class="ev_code_RED">(Skank points awarded here) </span> who*is six, and also a*child that will be two in June. I have lived a very difficult life<span class="ev_code_RED">(Waaahhh...) </span> and only want to give my children the best life has to offer.<span class="ev_code_RED">(How about you keep your legs together? SKANK points awarded) </span> I do not take anything for granted and teach my children to do the same.<span class="ev_code_RED">(Teach them about birth control early. I can't imagine the bits of motherly wisdom she's dishing out.) </span> My children are gorgeous<span class="ev_code_RED">(Eye of the beholder...) </span> and I will provide pictures upon request to any serious potential bidders.<span class="ev_code_RED">(If your 6 year old is a boy I'm sure Michael Jackson would be up for a deal.) </span> The one year old and the one that is due are both of mixed race.* I am italian and french, and the father is black and portuguese. Absolutely gorgeous children.<span class="ev_code_RED">(Echo or an attempt at subliminal persuasion?) </span> I have lived a*difficult life*and am currently *having financial trouble.<span class="ev_code_RED">(More of the subliminal message. She gets another WAAAHHHH!!!) </span>*I really want to provide my mother and myself and children with a better life. I am very intelligent and trustworthy.<span class="ev_code_RED">(Like all good stripper skanks are, right?) </span> If you want to know more about me I will be happy to oblige.<span class="ev_code_RED">(Does that mean you'll give me a lap dance? Isn't that how you probably got in trouble in the first place?) Skank points awarded) </span> If you would like to add anything to this deal I am willing to negotiate.<span class="ev_code_RED">(I wonder if she knows anything about Blumpkins or Dirty Sanchezes?) </span> <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
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02-12-2005, 03:53 AM
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02-12-2005, 02:20 PM
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First the forehead advertisements and now this -- when will the madness stop?
PS. Is that a wig?
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02-12-2005, 02:28 PM
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Nice rack.
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02-12-2005, 03:42 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by KenP:
Nice rack. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE><BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> Its not paid for yet. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> |
02-12-2005, 03:51 PM
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I want to see the ORIGINAL girl that came up with this ideal on CNN.
She was beautiful!
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02-12-2005, 06:38 PM
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if you look at her feedback, she has bought a wig, fake wedding ring...hummmmm one class act we have there.
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02-12-2005, 07:07 PM
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Some people will do anythink for a BUCK!!  |
02-12-2005, 10:11 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by KenP:
Nice rack. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
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02-12-2005, 10:14 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Andre:
if you look at her feedback, she has bought a wig, fake wedding ring...hummmmm one class act we have there. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=60188&item=6714213 855
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02-15-2005, 02:25 PM
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Looks like the auction was taken down but DRTYFN made the story better anyway. Judging on what I read she doesn't need a blumpkin she needs a donkey punch.
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