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Blonde Joke
This is funny.
Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.
The 10:00 PM news was coming on. The news crew Was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?" Bob says, "You know, I bet he'll jump."
The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the Ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.
The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, She said, "Fair's fair. Here's your money."
Bob replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news and so I knew he would jump."
The blond replied, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again. "
Bob took the money.
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09-28-2007, 02:39 AM
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Re: Blonde Joke
LOL 
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09-28-2007, 05:48 AM
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Re: Blonde Joke
What does a blonde say after sex?
(in a perky voice): "Are you guys all on the same team or something?" 
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09-28-2007, 06:03 AM
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Originally Posted by tower
What does a blonde say after sex?
(in a perky voice): "Are you guys all on the same team or something?"
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I actually knew a girl in High School like that. Called her Handy Sandy |
09-28-2007, 07:34 AM
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What does a blonde say after sex?
(in a perky voice): "Are you guys all on the same team or something?"
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What does a blonde say before sex?
I am sooooo drunk. |
09-28-2007, 12:25 PM
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How many blonds does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
two...
one to mix the batter.
another to shuck the m&m's!!
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09-29-2007, 03:42 AM
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Holy hell. Shuck M&Ms? Thats friggen hilarious!!!!
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Originally Posted by wpage
How many blonds does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
two...
one to mix the batter.
another to shuck the m&m's!!
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Originally Posted by wpage
How many blonds does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
two...
one to mix the batter.
another to shuck the m&m's!!
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The visual on this is making me laugh uncontrollably. 
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I actually knew a girl in High School like that. Called her Handy Sandy
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I wonder how you knew her?????????? |
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I wonder how you knew her??????????
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Probably from a distance. |
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09-29-2007, 11:20 AM
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I wonder how you knew her??????????
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A friend told me |
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I bet this would work for some brunettes as well... |
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09-29-2007, 03:06 PM
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two blonde women walked into a building......you think one of them would have seen it..
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09-29-2007, 06:28 PM
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I bet this would work for some brunettes as well... |
Ha Ha well I figured them out and I'm not a blonde anymore |
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BAM! 
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