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10-02-2007, 03:10 PM
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Mexicans !!!!!
Jose and Carlos are Mexican panhandlers......
They panhandle in different areas of town. Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose but only collects 2 to 3 dollars every day.
Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend.
Carlos says to Jose "I work just as long and hard as you do but how do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every dayJose says, .... "Look at your sign, what does it say"?
Carlos sign reads 'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support'."
Jose says " No wonder you only get $2-3 dollars"
Carlos says... "So what does your sign say"?
Jose shows Carlos his sign......
It reads, "I only need another $10.00 to move back to Mexico
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10-02-2007, 03:12 PM
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Re: Mexicans !!!!!
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Originally Posted by RubHer Yellow Ducky
Jose and Carlos are Mexican panhandlers......
They panhandle in different areas of town. Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose but only collects 2 to 3 dollars every day.
Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend.
Carlos says to Jose "I work just as long and hard as you do but how do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every dayJose says, .... "Look at your sign, what does it say"?
Carlos sign reads 'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support'."
Jose says " No wonder you only get $2-3 dollars"
Carlos says... "So what does your sign say"?
Jose shows Carlos his sign......
It reads, "I only need another $10.00 to move back to Mexico
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10-02-2007, 07:59 PM
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Re: Mexicans !!!!!
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10-02-2007, 10:09 PM
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Re: Mexicans !!!!!
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10-03-2007, 12:01 AM
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Re: Mexicans !!!!!
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10-03-2007, 01:07 AM
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Re: Mexicans !!!!!
Greatness!
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10-03-2007, 05:30 AM
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Re: Mexicans !!!!!
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10-03-2007, 06:30 AM
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Re: Mexicans !!!!!
We got the same joke with north africans in Belgium !
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