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So I wake up heart pounding...
a little while ago.
Me and Hue Hefner were out in a limo. I was showing him the mountains, he had never really took the time for nature. Then I took him to an old mountain lodge and he squeezed this pimply thing on his arm that had a fuse- it was really gross. But I decided to take him downstairs for some blackberry icecream- his treat of course.
We were eating and all of a sudden a burglar or something came to the window behind Hef, punched a hole in the glass and tazed the wall with something- this black thing- very loud. I screamed and ran- suddenly, I was running down the hall of my childhood home and ran to the tiny door (utility closet type of place) under the stairs and hid where I did when I was little.
I woke up very skeered.
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Re: So I wake up heart pounding...
ugh, it means you forgot your meds and you need to get laid... thats all I see..
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Re: So I wake up heart pounding...
take deep breaths relax and tell ken to " get naked and get over here " 
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a little while ago.
Me and Hue Hefner were out in a limo. I was showing him the mountains, he had never really took the time for nature. Then I took him to an old mountain lodge and he squeezed this pimply thing on his arm that had a fuse- it was really gross. But I decided to take him downstairs for some blackberry icecream- his treat of course.
We were eating and all of a sudden a burglar or something came to the window behind Hef, punched a hole in the glass and tazed the wall with something- this black thing- very loud. I screamed and ran- suddenly, I was running down the hall of my childhood home and ran to the tiny door (utility closet type of place) under the stairs and hid where I did when I was little.
I woke up very skeered.
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I think these are metaphors. Sounds like you think of Mr. Hefner as a father figure and you are into that sort of kinky stuff.  |
12-01-2006, 07:20 PM
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You need more backdoor action before bed. |
12-01-2006, 07:31 PM
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You left the garage door open.
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12-01-2006, 08:33 PM
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and he squeezed this pimply thing on his arm that had a fuse- it was really gross.
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Clearly you a have zit fettish and love to squeeze them.
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It is a deeply seeded psychosis that cannot be cured here.
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12-01-2006, 09:19 PM
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Kinky Daddy stuff- how insiteful.
It was really scary, I fell back asleep at 5 this morning.  You all just wait- the Hef is coming to a sleep near you. |
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ugh, it means you forgot your meds and you need to get laid... thats all I see..
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That's not it. 
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12-01-2006, 11:34 PM
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Eat more roughage!
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Re: So I wake up heart pounding...
Lay off the Bean dip and Tequila.
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It may mean that you are taking one of these 250 medications that have shown to cause strange dreams:
Well I found this article on the web so it must be true. HEHEHE
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It may mean that you are taking one of these 250 medications that have shown to cause strange dreams:
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I was showing him my mountains
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It is very normal to replay daily, routine events in your dreams. I really wouldn't worry about it.
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Re: So I wake up heart pounding...
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It may mean that you are taking one of these 250 medications that have shown to cause strange dreams:
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Nah, I'm on about 1/3rd of those meds and I don't have any strange dreams
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Yeah it would have taken to long to put them in columns an make the post a little smaller. Did not want to put that much effort into a cut and paste.
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Yeah it would have taken to long to put them in columns an make the post a little smaller. Did not want to put that much effort into a cut and paste.
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