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Liquor manufacturers have accepted the Government's suggestion that the
following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of
alcohol containers:
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the
> hell happened to your bra and panties.
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> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are
> whispering when you are not.
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> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like
> a retard.
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> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends
> over and over again that you love them.
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> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can
> sing.
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> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that
> ex-lovers are really dying for you to
telephone them at four in the morning.
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> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can
> logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you
> are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
> laughing WITH you.
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> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting
> your ass kicked.
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> WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan tpye
> reel gode.
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Liquor manufacturers have accepted the Government's suggestion that the
following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of
alcohol containers:
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the
> hell happened to your bra and panties.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are
> whispering when you are not.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like
> a retard.
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> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends
> over and over again that you love them.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can
> sing.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that
> ex-lovers are really dying for you to
telephone them at four in the morning.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can
> logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you
> are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
> laughing WITH you.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting
> your ass kicked.
>
> WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan tpye
> reel gode.
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hehehe , exactly!
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What's alchohol?
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Sheit, I sohuld hav reed thos earlyr 
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
<span class="ev_code_BLACK">Sh</span>it, most of those apply to me  </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
No <span class="ev_code_BLACK">sh</span>it!! You're the first one I thought of.  |
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
What's alchohol? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
x2 
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the
> hell happened to your bra and panties. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
****, most of those apply to me </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Alec wears bra and panties?? Hmmm... |
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2Finally:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the
> hell happened to your bra and panties. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
****, most of those apply to me </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Alec wears bra and panties?? Hmmm... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
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you forgot, it makes you forget how much the wine is, $1K laer I am home.
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
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OMG that's what was on my desk this morning as a gift from my boss!
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HummBebe:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
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OMG that's what was on my desk this morning as a gift from my boss!
Funny! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
A little blomotion cuming your way??? 
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Ewwww. lets hope not.....he's a skinny dwarf vegitarian  |
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HummBebe:
Ewwww. lets hope not.....he's a skinny dwarf vegitarian </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
So, you are saying that it would take a lot of Liquor 
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Orbital H2:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HummBebe:
Ewwww. lets hope not.....he's a skinny dwarf vegitarian </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
So, you are saying that it would take a lot of Liquor </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
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Don't do the dwarfy vegetable!! You'll kill yourself!
Just in case, I say G I V E I T B A C K!!!
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HummBebe:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Orbital H2:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HummBebe:
Ewwww. lets hope not.....he's a skinny dwarf vegitarian </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
So, you are saying that it would take a lot of Liquor </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
There is no way anyone could consume enough Tequila to do that!!!!! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Good to see that there are still standards in this world, Good for you
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