Wash/wax products?

[H3OH]

Anyone who sells a "Schpritzer Bottle" as a product can kiss my ass.

Only kidding. Is it me, or does Zymol's website suck? Click on bottle to find out more. I'd like to know exactly what it is before I click on it...a ****ing Schpritzer Bottle. LOL!

Our Schpritzer Bottle is the most comfortable sprayer available. The classic flask design is the easiest to grip, spray and place in a pocket during use. Made from clear, recycled PET (soft drink bottles) with a metered, self-siphoning head.

They can self-siphon my head.

"The Classic Flask Design" - can I fill it up with Whiskey? Now we're talking!

Seriously, it sounds like I'm taking my H3 to a damn massage parlor with Zymol. I mean do you think gearheads are going to want to read descriptions like...

Clear is a unique combination of pure tallow, pure coconut essence oil conditioners and lemon extracts to gently clean and care for
your car.

I might as well trim up my H3 like a poodle! It looks like jars of hair gel from Tony & Guy. LOL!

For $45 to $100 for a jar the size of an airline vaseline jar is nuts!

After saying all that, I'm just one mans opinion in a sea of *******s.