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09-21-2003, 05:36 AM
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So tonight I went to my 20 year high school reunion. It was neat, sorta trippy, but good. After the evening was over and we were on the way out:
I was driving through the hotel parking lot when out from the front lobby doors walks about 6 of the former hottest gals from my class. It's like a dream come true. Several of them eye the bad-ass Hummer coming along...I roll down the window to say goodnite to some of them...the dialog runs like this:
One of them: "Oh, a Hummer.....I love them so much" (all admiring)
Me: "goodnight....see ya in another decade"
One of them: "Oh my God....YOU drive a Hummer!!!"
Another one of them: "Steve, you got a Hummer?!!!"
Another one of them: "I want a Hummer, give me your Hummer"
Me: "You want my Hummer....you give me a Hummer first and we'll talk about it"..(as I drove on by)
Felt good like I knew it would, 
My wife slapped me a bit....but that pain lasted for a few moments...the memory of that incident will last a bit longer. |
09-21-2003, 05:36 AM
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So tonight I went to my 20 year high school reunion. It was neat, sorta trippy, but good. After the evening was over and we were on the way out:
I was driving through the hotel parking lot when out from the front lobby doors walks about 6 of the former hottest gals from my class. It's like a dream come true. Several of them eye the bad-ass Hummer coming along...I roll down the window to say goodnite to some of them...the dialog runs like this:
One of them: "Oh, a Hummer.....I love them so much" (all admiring)
Me: "goodnight....see ya in another decade"
One of them: "Oh my God....YOU drive a Hummer!!!"
Another one of them: "Steve, you got a Hummer?!!!"
Another one of them: "I want a Hummer, give me your Hummer"
Me: "You want my Hummer....you give me a Hummer first and we'll talk about it"..(as I drove on by)
Felt good like I knew it would,
My wife slapped me a bit....but that pain lasted for a few moments...the memory of that incident will last a bit longer. |
09-21-2003, 05:46 AM
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What, no VIDEO???? 
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09-21-2003, 11:48 AM
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Good job Seve!
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09-22-2003, 01:01 PM
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Nice burn Steve-O, but:
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09-22-2003, 01:20 PM
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Priceless!!!!!!!!!! I can't wait for my 20th in 13 years.........heheheheh
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09-22-2003, 02:52 PM
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Steve, Pics would be a good thing right now!!!!! Please!!! BIG-C
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09-22-2003, 03:18 PM
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Albie,
The 20th anniversary of your 20th reunion?  |
09-23-2003, 01:22 AM
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Class of 96 rules!!!!!
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09-23-2003, 02:06 AM
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I don't think we want pics. I'm finding some holes in my buddy Steve's story here.
First off he refers to them as "some of the FORMER hottest gals from my class" That tells me they are no longer hot.
Second, do the math here: 20 year class reunion (20) and graduated at 18 years old (+18) = 38 years old. And somehow there are six 38 year old hotties all in one spot? Unlikely.
Third, I know Steve and his wife slaps him all the time.
Something stinks about this story....
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09-23-2003, 02:36 AM
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The class of '97 rules...
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09-23-2003, 05:17 AM
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Brian....Oh ye of little faith!!!!
If my story were fabricated it would certainly be a lot more interesting.
First off...everyone knows that at a reunion the tag-along spouse gets bored ****less and ends up finding another school-mates spouse and hangs out near the tables. My wife hung with me just long enough to show off her little black dress and the fact that I'm married. It gets very old just standing there smiling next to your spouse.....
Secondly...most the "cool" kids who enjoyed High School show up at these things...so the environment was rich with the former school hotties...and you know they congregate like typical women.
Okay....a few of them were pretty hot, the rest were just hangin' in there. But yeah...they were (as a group) exiting the lobby and there I was drivin' by. My wife didn't slap me...she just looked at me like "you just had to do that...right?". I suspect she was just happy I didn't drive it up onto the freakin' landscaping!
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09-24-2003, 12:17 AM
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09-24-2003, 01:09 AM
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Steves` Reunion photos. He`s in there somewhere.
He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
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