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heres the basics, i went camping out in the sticks and the next morning, i got errors saying service traction control and 4wd, and i cant put it in 4 wd lo or hi locked, i start and stop the truck and no go, then i go out to breakfast like 10 miles away shut down and start it up again and it works fine?? so i got screwed when i was in the dirt, what if i was like really out there? should i call hummer? should i take it in to the dealer? well i am taking it in tomorrow but still.. i called onstar and they ran the scan and just said the traction control thing is reporting the error.. now here is the same story with more fun details:
i went out camping with some hot ass sluts this weekend and we got hammered and had a great time, then comes morning, i was basically rolling around with traction control disabled, and i shut down with it off the night b4, anyways morning comes around and i start it up and i starte getting errors, traction control is screwed have it serviced, service 4 wheel drive too, so then i try to put it in 4 hi locked and the piece of **** wont go in, so im pissed cuz im out in the sticks and wanted to use some lockers and stuff to show these chicks how hummers roll, and i cant do it and they think my car is dumb and make fun of me, and then we go out to breakfast and i shut it down and start it up again and its all good! what the hell?
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08-08-2005, 02:27 PM
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heres the basics, i went camping out in the sticks and the next morning, i got errors saying service traction control and 4wd, and i cant put it in 4 wd lo or hi locked, i start and stop the truck and no go, then i go out to breakfast like 10 miles away shut down and start it up again and it works fine?? so i got screwed when i was in the dirt, what if i was like really out there? should i call hummer? should i take it in to the dealer? well i am taking it in tomorrow but still.. i called onstar and they ran the scan and just said the traction control thing is reporting the error.. now here is the same story with more fun details:
i went out camping with some hot ass sluts this weekend and we got hammered and had a great time, then comes morning, i was basically rolling around with traction control disabled, and i shut down with it off the night b4, anyways morning comes around and i start it up and i starte getting errors, traction control is screwed have it serviced, service 4 wheel drive too, so then i try to put it in 4 hi locked and the piece of **** wont go in, so im pissed cuz im out in the sticks and wanted to use some lockers and stuff to show these chicks how hummers roll, and i cant do it and they think my car is dumb and make fun of me, and then we go out to breakfast and i shut it down and start it up again and its all good! what the hell?
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08-08-2005, 02:33 PM
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Yeah, the second version was better...  Let us know what you find out at the dealer's... 
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08-08-2005, 02:34 PM
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id post pics but im worried i would offend the 15 year olds!
oh yeah whats hummers phone number again?
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08-08-2005, 02:42 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by wannabeH3:
oh yeah whats hummers phone number again? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>1-800-tricksindasticks 
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by wannabeH3:
oh yeah whats hummers phone number again? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>1-800-tricksindasticks </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
ROTFLMAO
I like the second version better too. Sorry you are having problems with it. Just try to get it all worked out before mine comes in so I know what to do
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08-08-2005, 03:11 PM
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You should have just told them if they had shirts on that the 4WD doesn't work!
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08-08-2005, 03:12 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by timgco:
You should have just told them if they had shirts on that the 4WD doesn't work! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Isn't there a warning sign on the passenger side and in the back seat that states that?
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08-08-2005, 03:16 PM
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doh!!! i totally forgot about the mammary drive!
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08-08-2005, 03:26 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by wannabeH3:
doh!!! i totally forgot about the mammary drive! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
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08-08-2005, 03:38 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by wannabeH3:
id post pics but im worried i would offend the 15 year olds!
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GAAAWD BLESS YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
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08-08-2005, 04:23 PM
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WannabeH3,
Was H3Lady with you?
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08-08-2005, 04:26 PM
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haha noooooo i had 2 h3 s-u-t's with me... oops i meant s-l-u-t's
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08-08-2005, 06:42 PM
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08-08-2005, 06:42 PM
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I'd say post the pics anyways... just give the sewing circle time to close their eyes
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08-08-2005, 06:49 PM
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Did you pull off the neg battery cable for a while?
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08-08-2005, 09:26 PM
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didnt think to try that, next time it happens ill def try it
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02-04-2006, 12:55 AM
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What did this end up being? I just got the same error message.
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02-04-2006, 11:16 PM
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That's why I am selling mine. I am tired so many fu%$%#@ problems!!!
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02-05-2006, 12:57 AM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HUMMER NUT:
That's why I am selling mine. I am tired so many fu%$%#@ problems!!! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Wannabe just had that one problem and it was a long time ago. 
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