Help with tire rack

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by dw:
This all started with me being called a "cheap ass" because I thought 14-17 hundred dollars was too much for a tire carrier. <span class="ev_code_RED">No, this all started because you're a puss and didn't see the joke and had a hissy. </span>

Everything I said after that was in response. <span class="ev_code_RED">You said something, then someone else said something...? Glad you clarified that that's what a response is all about.</span>

What followed was a whole bunch of "what you can't afford it?" comments that just feed into the whole H2 sterotype. <span class="ev_code_RED">No, what followed was you getting your feewings hurt and then maddly flailing about. </span>

The guys are right on my Jeep forum. <span class="ev_code_RED">(Oh, here we go..."All the guys that have Jeeps think...") </span> Most H2 owners are f'ing *******s. Frank, Paragon, Vegas<span class="ev_code_RED">(You forgot the King of All A-holes!! Bow before my Greatness!!!) </span>, you guys are the reason why my little nephew has to see people give me and my H2 the finger. <span class="ev_code_RED">That's not quite the reason, but for the purpose of this tantrum you feel free to act like Hillary Clinton and blame it on whomever you like. </span>

So to all of you, I raise my finger.<span class="ev_code_RED">Yeah, cuz you're stomping off like a pissed off little bitch. </span> I'm done with this board and the self entitled dicks<span class="ev_code_RED">(Uhm... why would we call ourselves dicks? You better bust out that dictionary of yours.) </span> who saw a brief scuffle between me and Tim and just had to jump in. <span class="ev_code_RED">Yeah, because it's called "Jump the tantrum throwing puss" and it's our favorite game. If you'd taken the time to lurk & scope things out a bit you would have seen that throwing a bitch fit because you didn't get the exact answer you wanted 'so **** you guys' will get you lots of attention around these parts. </span>

You don't realize you will never win a match of wits with me. I'm too smart.<span class="ev_code_RED"> LOL!!! Bitch, please. I had a really good fart a few minutes ago(that's still linering BTW) that could have outwitted you. Thinking about it, I had a slightly loose bowel movement this morning that could have worked you over too.</span>

Bunch of soccer dad, off-roading wannabees. <span class="ev_code_RED">LOL!! Stop it, I'm gonna tinkle. </span>

There's a reason why my wife drives the H2 and I drive the Rubicon.<span class="ev_code_RED"> No, I think it's because you're a snivelling little wussy and she'd probably double hop bitch slap you if you touched HER rig without permission. </span> </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Now go put on that shirt your wife bought for you that says:
I'm a filthy little broke dick bitch."