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02-23-2005, 09:16 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2 Rocks:
... In fact, I bet it's on DRTYFN's hummer by next week. I'll take pics when I see it at the sand dunes.  </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Don't stand next to any mud puddles when I'm around.  </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
  
Sadly,... I know you mean it.
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02-24-2005, 02:23 AM
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that bumper is hideous. they literally couldn't pay me to put that thing on my rig, infact i think my truck would puke it up anyway |
02-24-2005, 02:34 AM
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It's an H2 pooper scooper.!
Raise the rear suspension on the H2.
Place scooper under small, annoying, imported treehugger car.
And scoop.
Don't forget to recycle the trash. 
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02-24-2005, 05:03 AM
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02-24-2005, 06:53 AM
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Well, I shouldn’t address the appearance of the thing. I figure if you can’t say anything nice… Let’s say that it looks like it was made specifically for some vehicle, but not the H2.
It looks like it weighs a quarter ton, it has no winch attachments and it sticks out far enough for a skinny girl to sunbathe on it. Would anyone desiring a “a heavy-duty” bumper be willing to give up this much approach angle?
“Go from rugged off-roading to a night on the town with the versatile appearance of this bumper guard.”
Rugged Off-Roading: 0
Night on the Town: 0
I guess versatile, in this context, means not really good for anything. I don’t have welding tools and have never designed a bumper. So my hat goes off to anyone who does. Still, I don’t think we’ll see to many of these on our trucks unless they bring back the Road Warrior flicks.
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02-25-2005, 12:30 AM
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02-25-2005, 01:16 AM
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Damn....thats....well.... it's retarded.
It would make a good joke, just think, at your next get together sticking it on your buddy's rig (easy to mount) and everybody laughing at him!!
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02-25-2005, 01:26 AM
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That looks like the "SUPER DUPER" bumper by our beloved forum member who never brought it to market. WOW!! that is a super duper POS. HEHEHE
Now don't get your panties all bound up. 
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02-25-2005, 01:46 AM
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You mean the Road Dummer....err..... Armor bumpers?
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02-25-2005, 03:21 AM
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Ooops!! I did it again!
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02-25-2005, 03:51 AM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Posted by Tower:
it sticks out far enough for a skinny girl to sunbathe on it. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Now I NEED one. Oh Baby...
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