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#41
10-09-2003, 03:39 AM
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Now I won`t be able to sleep with all this uncontrolable giggling.
He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
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03 Dressed Range Rover
"Give a guy a Civic, he thinks he has a Ferrari.
So is true with yours...Give it up! It`s not a Hummer."
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#44
10-09-2003, 10:51 AM
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That kid is a trip...LOL
And Dirty, I don't know what all the *cough cough* is about, I'll just chalk it up to you being an ******* again.
#45
10-09-2003, 12:19 PM
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Star Wars Kid has been around a long time.
But the original movie isn't half as funny as the Chops.
http://www.starwarskid.com/
Also check out, Star Wars Kid files a Lawsuit
That's even funnier.
-Jim March
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2003 Red H2
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#46
10-09-2003, 12:29 PM
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Nerdondimus,
Did you get up on the wrong side of the bed? Everyone knows that *cough cough* is the humorous way of making a "subliminal" or under your breath comment or suggestion. Please don't tell me that you're that big of a shut-in nerd that you don't know that.
Sorry, should've known to have put that sublty into a couple lines of code for you.
#47
10-09-2003, 01:36 PM
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I was just being sarcastic, I should have added a smiley. I thought you had read back when I posted in August that I was torn between Pewter and Yellow so that was the reason for the comment. And I didnt wake up on the wrong side of the bed, it was actually the couch I woke up on, wifey kicked me out of bed..lol
#48
10-09-2003, 01:47 PM
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This is one rough thread.
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#49
10-09-2003, 01:48 PM
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Star,
Yellow can get tiresom after awhile. Pewter is the way to go. Haven't wash the mud off in 3 weeks and it still looks new.
He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
03 NUDE Pewter Lux H2
03 Dressed Range Rover
"Give a guy a Civic, he thinks he has a Ferrari.
So is true with yours...Give it up! It`s not a Hummer."
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#50
10-09-2003, 02:42 PM
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OK, I'll have to post this again, even though it's in the off topic section. Here's a link, too Other Thread
The Star Wars Trilogy:
Editor's Note: Once again, you'll find that these are essentially the same top 10 lines that you'll find on approxmately every other SW sexually-slanted lines page. The only difference for this one is that I've taken the liberty of rearranging the order for some. This is motivated entirely by personal preference, and is in no way, shape, or form intended to offend the original compilers of these lists...(God, I HATE being PC...)
From Star Wars: A New Hope:
10. Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!
9. Put that thing away before you get us all killed!
8. Luke, at that speed, do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?
7. Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
6. Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!
5. Sorry about the mess...
4. Look at the size of that thing!
3. You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.
2. She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts.
1. You're all clear kid, now let's blow this thing and go home!
From The Empire Strikes Back:
10. I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.
9. Possible he came in through the south entrance.
8. There's an awful lot of moisture in here.
7. But now we must eat. Come, good food, come...
6. That's okay, I'd like to keep in on manual control for a while.
5. Hurry up, golden-rod...
4. Control, control! You must learn control.
3. Size matters not. Judge me by my size do you?
2. And I thought they smelled bad on the outside.
1. I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?
From Return of the Jedi:
10. What could have possibly come over Master Luke? Is it something I did? He never expressed any unhappiness with my work.
9. Hey, point that thing somewheres else.
8. I look forward to completing your training. In time you will call me Master.
7. You want this, don't you???
6. Someone must've told them about my manuever at the Battle of Taanab.
5. Back door, huh? Good idea.
4. Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping -- Hold on. Grab it, almost...You almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy. Hold me, Chewie! Just a little higher, just a little higher!
3. Short help's better than no help at all.
2. Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me -- now I owe you one.
1. Vader: My son is here... I have FELT him.
Palpatine: Strange... I have not...
Corvette= "The ability to pass with class"
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#51
10-09-2003, 02:43 PM
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LMAO -- Those never get old.
#53
10-09-2003, 05:44 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DRTYFN:
Nerdrodomus,
Your wifey probably wouldn't kick you out of bed if you rubbed your "lightsaber" on her in the middle of the night. 
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Yeah, maybe one of those glow-in-the-dark condoms would give a cool effect. Provided the light saber is ... erm ... "ON"
- Dan
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#54
10-09-2003, 07:18 PM
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ROFLAMO --
The force was strong with me, but she wasn't having it.
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