Chances in life.

[Steve R]

Right on MAC.....way to cheat death!!!!

I know exactly what you mean and can totally empathize with you! Check out this true AND amazing story:

Not long ago I was sitting in my office and felt the pressure of some gas building in my lower intestinal tract. Well....I was all set to just pitch a bit sideway and cut loose some flatulent discharge fury......when all of a sudden I could hear my wife coming towards the office. Needless to say I straightened-out and kept my business to myself.

So get this...she comes in and sits down on a chair and starts reading...she ain't going nowhere! Deep withing my bowels wave after wave of pressure build until I decide to mobilize my laziness up and hit the bathroom. When I hit the bathroom I came to discover I had some kind of nasty bug and was not really absorbing much liquids into my intestinal tract. I was loose as a goose!

Like...oh my God...had I gone for the gasser in my office...I would surely have juiced my seat!!!!!!!!!

Had my wife not come along just when she did.....just imagine the consequences!!!

So, in a matter of speaking...I suppose you can say I don't give a **** about your little story. Give me a few days and perhaps I'll have stiffened my resolve.