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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PhilD:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
Back in the day, when I bought mine, the diesel wasn't even available. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Let me tell you a secret, it was always available. However, you needed to know the seceret code, which basically goes like this.

You ask the Hummer salesman, "Is the Winter Garden nice at this time of year?"

If correctly trained, he will reply, "No, but the tulips are nice in the Spring."

If he gives the correct response, you finish with, "Rudolph says coal dust is the secret".

At which point you will be taken to a non public secure area and shown the H2 DuraMax.

Damn, now every one knows and I'll lose my license to... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I have a sneaking suspicion that there was a Blumpkin involved.