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03-31-2006, 12:48 AM
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Yo momma is so ugly when she goes to the beach, the tide won't come in! 
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03-31-2006, 08:52 PM
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Yo momma is so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.
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I lost interest after the first page.
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03-31-2006, 09:38 PM
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Yo mama's so stupid that when she filled out a job application where is says person to contact in case of emergency, the bitch put 911.
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03-31-2006, 09:46 PM
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Yo Mamma is so stupid, I saw her in the frozen food section with a fishing rod.
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03-31-2006, 03:07 AM
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Yo momma is so fat she went to the beach and sold shade! 
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04-01-2006, 12:01 AM
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Yo momma's so ugly she makes onions cry.
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03-31-2006, 08:50 PM
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Yo momma is so fat her high school graduation picture is an aerial photograph
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03-31-2006, 10:23 PM
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03-31-2006, 09:42 PM
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Yo mama's so fat, instead of wearin Levi's 501's, she wears Levi's 1002's
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03-31-2006, 03:45 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by PARAGON:
Yo mama's so fat, no one can talk behind her back.
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04-01-2006, 12:10 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by PARAGON:
Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
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03-31-2006, 02:31 PM
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Your mama's so fat I have to roll her in flower just to see were to put it
Your mama's so fat I had to take this picture with the hubble telescope 
On closer inspection your mama's so fat she might be your daddy.
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03-31-2006, 09:44 PM
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Yo Mamma is so stupid, when I gave her a dollar and asked for a quater back, she gave me Dan Marino.
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03-31-2006, 12:53 PM
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Yo momma is so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!
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04-01-2006, 01:41 AM
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This one is the best!!
Yo mama's so fat, her nickname is "Damn." |
03-31-2006, 09:40 PM
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Yo mama's so ugly, her mom had to be drunk to breastfeed her
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03-31-2006, 03:31 PM
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Yo mama's so fat, the shadow of her ass weighs 50 pounds.
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03-31-2006, 09:49 PM
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Yo Mamma is so nasty, she made Right Guard turn left.
Yo Mamma is so nasty, she only changes her drawers once every 10000 miles.
Yo Mamma is so nasty, she puts ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh.
Yo Mamma is so nasty, they call her Norelco... Home of the triple head.
Yo Mamma is so nasty, when she did the splits, she stuck to the floor.
Yo Mamma is so nasty, she's got more clap than an auditorium.
Yo Mamma is so nasty, she pours salt water in her drawers to keep the crabs alive.
Yo Mamma is so nasty, she made Speed Stick slow down.
Yo Mamma is so nasty, she has more crabs then Red Lobster.
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Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon. |
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