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Old 02-02-2007, 10:20 PM
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Yo momma is so fat, she uses diet soap.
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Yo momma's teeth are so yellow...I can't believe it's not butter!

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Yo momma's hair is so fake...I can hardly beweave it!

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Your momma is so fat, that when her beeper went off in the store.

The little boy standing in line with his mom, Yelled Watch Out Mom She Backing UP!!!!!
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Yo momma is so fat she walked in front of the TV and I missed 3 commericals.
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