I NEED AN H2 ASAP!!

[DRTYFN]

What did you really expect? Someone to loan you an H2 for a nominal fee?
Actually, you got treated pretty well considering the ridiculous request you made.

You know why you came here? Because you probably already went to the rental companies and found out how prohibitively expensive it would be. Why don't you purchase/lease the H2 and write off as much as you can?

For your company's sake, I hope you're not in charge of anything important.