How many hummers have you seen today?

[H2Finally]

Remember that Hummer ad with the kid's first day in school? Won't work with my kid. In my 4 year old daughter's montessori alone, there are 5 H2s. They are like the plague here -- and ALL of them are filthy clean with nary a scratch nor even a muddy wheel well. The coupla times I tried inviting some of em to an off-road event, they smiled politely but with a nervous tick -- like I was a nut job!

Now you see why my HOT ULTRA COOL CUSTOM CHROME FLAMES is so important?!