Jacka$$e$

[HummerNewbie]

Just had to share this with everyone. Last night I was sitting in a restaurant eating dinner and outside the window, there sits a little tree hugger in his old econo box parked next to my truck. It had bumper stickers that said things like "You and your SUV are ruining MY planet" and "No war for oil". He even took one of the support our troop yellow ribbons, pealed the yellow of and wrote "**** BUSH!" on it with a sharpie Well, he sat there for half and hour with the engine running and that thing was burning oil bad. When I walked out after eating, I asked him if my SUV offended him. He said it did and that my driving a gas guzzling SUV was depleting our resources and the emissions were destroying the environment. So I asked if he was doing more to protect the planet by driving what he was. He said that he was a better person for driving what he drives than I could ever be So I pointed out that he was a complete ****ing idiot to believe that sitting there for half an hour with the engine running for no reason and blowing tons of blue smoke into the environments was better than my driving a mile to the restaurant. He really didn't have any response to it. My wife wasn't too thrilled with me for it but my boys thought is was funny and I felt great! These ****ing morons have got to get a clue. I blame all the liberal teachers for a lot of it. Not all teachers mind you. Just the tree hugging, terrorist loving ones that try to shove their beliefs down our kids throats. Sorry for the ranting but wanted to share