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Old 05-24-2006, 06:57 PM
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What are your kids names? &%I*@^&@* and $%^*#($* ?

That is soooooooo funny! At first I thought you sneezed.
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Old 05-24-2006, 07:08 PM
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Wow... I have never had this many people agree with me on something before. I am getting all misty eye'd.

Never plan on saying my kid (hypothetical) will "Never" do something, but I tell you this. If they do something bad, or against what I have told them...they will get smacked. My dad only had to smack me about 3 or 4 times ever. After that he just had to threaten with it every once in a while and I behaved myself.
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My dad only had to smack me about 3 or 4 times ever. After that he just had to threaten with it every once in a while and I behaved myself.

And thats it in a nutshell. I rarely have to spank my kids but thats because they know I will.
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Old 05-24-2006, 07:24 PM
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And thats it in a nutshell. I rarely have to spank my kids but thats because they know I will.
Oh I never got spanked...I got smacked. Dad knocked me out cold once when I was about 10 or 11. I was out way past curfew and we didn't live in a nice area so I probably deserved it. Some how I magically found a way to be home 5 minutes early every night after that.
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Shaggy = Old School
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And thats it in a nutshell. I rarely have to spank my kids but thats because they know I will.

Same with me and my wife.
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kids are best battered and fried...
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I refuse to listen to anyone's parental advice until they have sex at least once. That is all.

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I refuse to listen to anyone's parental advice until they have sex at least once. That is all.

Hey...who is that directed at?
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as long as its not the "missionary" position
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I think he has: http://www.elcovaforums.com/forums/s...hlight=%22fill
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And thats it in a nutshell. I rarely have to spank my kids but thats because they know I will.

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Well said Shaggy. The whole problem comes down to one simple answer. The parents take their kids to these shrinks and everything else because they don't want to admit that they are fcukups as parents. "It must be my child" they say. It ain't the fuking kids. They do what they do becuase the lazy a** parents do not want to set up boundaries. If the parents were spending their free time with the kids and not out smoking crack the kids would probably be somewhat normal.

I never once have spanked my kids but they know if they step out of line that their demented father will have them out cutting the grass with plastic scissors or sweeping the driveway with a paintbrush. They each had to do it once. They now really think hard when they are about to do something wrong. They know that I will come up with something creative and they won't like it.
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People aren't fukked up as Parents, they are just plain ol' fukked up...then they start breeding. That's the problem.
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People aren't fukked up as Parents, they are just plain ol' fukked up...then they start breeding. That's the problem.

If you knew this then why did you have kids?
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