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Re: Chuck Norris is a Pussy
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People who write Sh-t like that just make's me SICK!!!!!
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06-01-2006, 05:41 AM
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Re: Chuck Norris is a Pussy
You want me to do a drive by and cap his skinny a$$???
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Look, I don't want to sound brash, but Mr. Charlie Norris and I were at the same prep school and then we went off to Ninja School together in Idaho. We were a team. We were equals. We were Kick-Boxing-Ninja-B!tches! Sure, he won the World Karate Championships in the late '70s, and I never achieved such fame as a martial arts guy, but I never once, never, never, lost to him during any of our private Sumo wrestling matches. Beat him every time. And then sat on his face. I am the Sumo Master!!! Charlie may have the Karate championships and the fame from his gun-slingin' Texas TV show, but I Sumo slammed his skinny butt home every time I half-tried. Then, I made him drink cheap blended Scotch.  |
06-01-2006, 06:22 AM
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Re: Chuck Norris is a Pussy
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You want me to do a drive by and cap his skinny a$$???
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Thats the nice thing about being so skinny. You would never be able to hit me.  |
06-01-2006, 06:37 AM
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You want me to do a drive by and cap his skinny a$$???
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Werd up. |
06-01-2006, 02:56 PM
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Re: Chuck Norris is a Pussy
OMGosh. 
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As a child, Chuck Norris played Hungry Hungry Hippos with real hippos. For every inch of hippo cock sucked, you received one point. But Chuck Norris once received an automatic 60 points and a lifetime of undeserved popularity for shaving a hippo's pubes and hot-gluing them to his face.
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Re: Chuck Norris is a Pussy
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OMGosh.
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As a child, Chuck Norris played Hungry Hungry Hippos with real hippos. For every inch of hippo cock sucked, you received one point. But Chuck Norris once received an automatic 60 points and a lifetime of undeserved popularity for shaving a hippo's pubes and hot-gluing them to his face. |
Hippos have pubes?!?! 
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Disturbing.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a midget and it burst into 25 gold coins. Chuck Norris was pissed off because you can't have sex with 25 gold coins.
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Hey...that's not fair...I just noticed the Asian lady didn't get painted. Favoritism??? I think so!!!
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06-12-2006, 09:11 PM
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Re: Chuck Norris is a Pussy
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Re: Chuck Norris is a Pussy
KenP,
This is a serious thread. Please keep your Mexican bashing out of this.
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06-12-2006, 09:26 PM
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KenP,
This is a serious thread. Please keep your Mexican bashing out of this.
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No problem, slanteye.
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