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Old 05-31-2006, 05:49 PM
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I guess it's true afterall.

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Old 05-31-2006, 05:53 PM
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Ray Charles once looked at Chuck Norris...and decided he'd rather never see again.
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That wasn't very nice, he is a great man. Didn't he die?
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Old 06-01-2006, 12:32 AM
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That wasn't very nice, he is a great man. Didn't he die?
We can always hope.
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I guess it's true afterall.

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People who write Sh-t like that just make's me SICK!!!!!
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People who write Sh-t like that just make's me SICK!!!!!

Agreed. Shaggy is out of line here.
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You want me to do a drive by and cap his skinny a$$???
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Look, I don't want to sound brash, but Mr. Charlie Norris and I were at the same prep school and then we went off to Ninja School together in Idaho. We were a team. We were equals. We were Kick-Boxing-Ninja-B!tches! Sure, he won the World Karate Championships in the late '70s, and I never achieved such fame as a martial arts guy, but I never once, never, never, lost to him during any of our private Sumo wrestling matches. Beat him every time. And then sat on his face. I am the Sumo Master!!! Charlie may have the Karate championships and the fame from his gun-slingin' Texas TV show, but I Sumo slammed his skinny butt home every time I half-tried. Then, I made him drink cheap blended Scotch.
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You want me to do a drive by and cap his skinny a$$???
Thats the nice thing about being so skinny. You would never be able to hit me.
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You want me to do a drive by and cap his skinny a$$???

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OMGosh.

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As a child, Chuck Norris played Hungry Hungry Hippos with real hippos. For every inch of hippo cock sucked, you received one point. But Chuck Norris once received an automatic 60 points and a lifetime of undeserved popularity for shaving a hippo's pubes and hot-gluing them to his face.
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As a child, Chuck Norris played Hungry Hungry Hippos with real hippos. For every inch of hippo cock sucked, you received one point. But Chuck Norris once received an automatic 60 points and a lifetime of undeserved popularity for shaving a hippo's pubes and hot-gluing them to his face.
Hippos have pubes?!?!
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Disturbing.

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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a midget and it burst into 25 gold coins. Chuck Norris was pissed off because you can't have sex with 25 gold coins.
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Hey...that's not fair...I just noticed the Asian lady didn't get painted. Favoritism??? I think so!!!
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This is a serious thread. Please keep your Mexican bashing out of this.
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This is a serious thread. Please keep your Mexican bashing out of this.
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Oh! Connie likes Chuck even less than most...
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