I need some help

[The Juice]

I'm staying at the Breckenridge hotel until sunday. You guys sure have a ton of ugly chicks here. Like walking dead.

I was over at Dillon?s Tiki Bar to other night chatting up a storm with these albino ethiopians. They smelled like fried chicken. They were bragging about how they have this roomy with a small peen who drove a Hummer but bytch ass broke. Could that be you?