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Old 06-18-2006, 04:13 AM
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Make sure the shipping weight is less than 118lbs??
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I still have the Russian bride I brought into the country for Shaggy sitting around, $150k and she is yours including all documenation. You can also pick 1 from my personal collection, that will run you around $250k, cash only. Otherwise, I can arrange a tour in Russia for you, which is priced based on the number of women visited /days. PM me for details.
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I still have the Russian bride I brought into the country for Shaggy sitting around, $150k and she is yours including all documenation. You can also pick 1 from my personal collection, that will run you around $250k, cash only. Otherwise, I can arrange a tour in Russia for you, which is priced based on the number of women visited /days. PM me for details.

Gah!! Once again, I say buy an H1 or 2 for that matter. Or a whole fleet of Hummers. Forget the babes. They'll come flocking once you get the vehicle.
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Gah!! Once again, I say buy an H1 or 2 for that matter. Or a whole fleet of Hummers. Forget the babes. They'll come flocking once you get the vehicle.

Non-mail ordered women who are attracted to you because you own a Hummer are gold digging whores. How long have relationships lasted for you with a girl you picked up while out driving around? Usually 12 hours right, then when you refuse to buy them $300 dior sunglasses they leave! You don't have this problem with Russian mail ordered brides.
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Non-mail ordered women who are attracted to you because you own a Hummer are gold digging whores. How long have relationships lasted for you with a girl you picked up while out driving around? Usually 12 hours right, then when you refuse to buy them $300 dior sunglasses they leave! You don't have this problem with Russian mail ordered brides.

The whole idea is that they leave after the work is done...

A Hummer will last longer than a girl. And will probably bring more happiness.
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The whole idea is that they leave after the work is done...

A Hummer will last longer than a girl. And will probably bring more happiness.

Right. But it will get you no where. Having a wife has numerous benefits, mainly a decrease in insurance rates. Depending on your lifestyle, your m-o b will pay for herself many times over, plus you can still have your Hummer pickup women fun with no fuss, just don't teach your wife the english word cheating, if she already knows it tell her it means something else. Think about it Aubs and PM me.
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Once the mail order bride figures out she is a us citizan deos it not become a problem. She could hire a lawer and get half and move on? Or is the threat of deportation and the pimp hand what keeps her in line? Just curious
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