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[Aubs]

I was being fed Doritos last night at a bar, and this girl sticks her fingers in my mouth (which was kinda hot, kinda gross ) and has me sucking the cheesy stuff from the Doritos off. I knew her, and she's a tease, but it was still ...fun....

I am having so much fun back here in PA. I go out every night now, which is such a refreshing change from being caged... or er married. I feel like I'm finally starting to have a life! It's great.

If only they would stop just teasing me...

[DRTYFN]

Originally Posted by Aubs

I was being fed Doritos last night at a bar, and this girl sticks her fingers in my mouth (which was kinda hot, kinda gross ) and has me sucking the cheesy stuff from the Doritos off. I knew her, and she's a tease, but it was still ...fun....

I am having so much fun back here in PA. I go out every night now, which is such a refreshing change from being caged... or er married. I feel like I'm finally starting to have a life! It's great.

If only they would stop just teasing me...

That's what I call hoggin'!!!

[Donkey_Kong]

At a bar with a fat chicks's fingers in your mouth can't get any dirtier than that. Aubs you need some serious help. Why don't you just stick your finger in a pile of dog shyt and suck on that? Same thing.

[GeorgeSSSS]

Aubs:

My value system: You're doing what you want and you're not hurting anyone.

Keep doing it and ignore those who wish they were.

George SSSS

[Andy C]

Originally Posted by Aubs

I was being fed Doritos last night at a bar, and this girl sticks her fingers in my mouth (which was kinda hot, kinda gross ) and has me sucking the cheesy stuff from the Doritos off. I knew her, and she's a tease, but it was still ...fun....

I am having so much fun back here in PA. I go out every night now, which is such a refreshing change from being caged... or er married. I feel like I'm finally starting to have a life! It's great.

If only they would stop just teasing me...

OMG

You go from Hippies to Lebanon, if this incident happened in The Fenwick or the Downtown Saloon then I suggest getting medical attention immediately.............Trust me I used to live there.

[DDWH]

[Aubs]

Originally Posted by DRTYFN

That's what I call hoggin'!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I would never do that with some complete stranger. I'm still feeling ok. However, I expected some sort of dysentary by now. I'm rather disappointed. But she's a hottie! Too bad she's a lesbian. She's on the left..



We haven't gone to the Fenwick, and I don't think we will. The Downtown Lounge (which has very, very good food!) is the usual spot. We were at Justine's last night after that for about 30 minutes and left. It was full of chicks, but there was maybe one that would have been acceptable. Maybe... I spent until about 1am driving the girls around Myerstown so they could visit their friends and draw with shaving cream on the mirror in the bathroom.

[Andy C]

Are you actually from Lebanon originally.

[DDWH]

Originally Posted by Aubs

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

But she's a hottie! Too bad she's a lesbian. She's on the left..

AUBS, the lezziebefriends can be a good thing.....just tell them you want to be the meat in the middle!

[Andy C]

Originally Posted by DRTYFN

That's what I call hoggin'!!!

You have no idea how accurate this picture is - well it would cover about 97% of the population of the town anyway

[Aubs]

Originally Posted by Andy C

Are you actually from Lebanon originally.

You have no idea how accurate this picture is - well it would cover about 97% of the population of the town anyway

Yes, I grew up in Lebanon. Did you live here for a while? Or come from here originally too?

Yeah, that picture pretty much sums up all of the PA Dutchy types, and those who suffer at the hands of such fattening and delicious foods. I still don't understand how you can eat THAT much to sustain such weight. It takes quite a bit! Justine's was filled with chicks like that. That was part of the reason we left quickly.

[Aubs]

Originally Posted by DDWH

AUBS, the lezziebefriends can be a good thing.....just tell them you want to be the meat in the middle!

Haha. I'd like that very much! She's only <15% straight now she thinks. So there's still a chance!

[Andy C]

I lived there for a year and a half - can you pass along a message to the people there for me - "Go F**K yourselves you bunch of small minded bigoted F**kwits".

I loved it there.

[Andy C]

Originally Posted by Aubs

Justine's was filled with chicks like that. That was part of the reason we left quickly.

Just before the floor collapsed

[Jim_Cantore]

Did you feed her too? Like Corn niblets or Cracker Jacks or something?

Remember the importance of sanitation.

S.

[usetosellhummer]

I lived in Carlisle for a wile and Honesdale, watch for the local hillbilly's and the toothless Amish. Some of the rebelious Amish will dress up and hit the bars. They like to dip fingers in mashed potatos and have you lick it off. Alos something about utz pretzel rods and other insertion so watch out bud. no mo CO?

[Dan Rather]

Originally Posted by Aubs

Which sow is yours- the one that's been eating yellow crayons or the one with the shiny fivehead? I'd love to do a story on the mating habits of either one. A sure car wreck and absolute Emmy winner. PM me if you'd allow one of them out of the barn yard.

[usetosellhummer]

LOL You still the man Dan, made up sheet and all

[Andy C]

Aubs - stay away from these girls - they are too hot for you to handle. .
http://www.eel.nu/amishheat/amishheat.html