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#1
07-21-2006, 11:51 PM
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Re: Going off roading
Harry, A motorhome is a huge investment- would you choose not to use it because it could be devalued? Why would you buy a state of the art off-road vehicle, and not take it off road? I would warn you not to drive it at all if you are worried about the value. When your warranty is up it will just be another peice of crap that you are ready to trade in on something newer. It seams a shame not to have ever experienced the intent of the vehicle. You will probably move on to something else and tell your buddys that driving a Hummer is like driving any other SUV. That just wrong. Enjoy your ride!
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07-22-2006, 12:54 AM
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Re: Going off roading
Ted Kennedy still gets more chicks than any other "AE", i know it.
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07-22-2006, 03:17 AM
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Re: Going off roading
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Originally Posted by 31_bandits
Ted Kennedy still gets more chicks than any other "AE", i know it.
Heh Hum...I get more P than the toilet seat in the womens bathroom at Starbucks. 
#5
07-22-2006, 03:33 AM
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Re: Going off roading
you're a silly fictional character from a movie.
someone get john holmes in here.
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07-22-2006, 05:10 AM
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Re: Going off roading
I agree with Harry. I keep my wife in the basement with a controlled temperature and humidity level. She sits with my fine cigars and wine. Hopefully, she will stll be hot when i let her out in 5 - 10 years. I have a hard time looking at the cigars and wine, that will be worth a lot of money one day, without smoking/drinking them. But I am a very smart man and I know that indulging in any fun will ruin my wife and the items in the basement.
P.S. I have a 1978 Ford Pinto with 3,000 miles on it if anyone is intersted in buying it.
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07-22-2006, 05:26 AM
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Re: Going off roading
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Originally Posted by Field Rat
P.S. I have a 1978 Ford Pinto with 3,000 miles on it if anyone is intersted in buying it.
That must have been a great "investment."
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07-22-2006, 05:40 AM
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Re: Going off roading
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Heh Hum...I get more P than the toilet seat in the womens bathroom at Starbucks.
I don't think I would be running around here telling everyone how much prick you get 
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#9
07-22-2006, 05:56 AM
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Re: Going off roading
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I don't think I would be running around here telling everyone how much prick you get
see, exactly. Ted would never drive some dude, even if it was Rodney Dangerfield, into a river. There's just no way.
All of which simply confirm my basic proposal that TK is the funniest "AE" (i still don't know what that stands for)
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07-22-2006, 12:59 AM
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Re: Going off roading
This baby will be worth a lot in 30 years. You Boobs don't know much about money do you.
And are you talking about shtuping my wife? (what a boob) She is no supermodel but I drive her- I don't dishevel her around in the woods.
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07-22-2006, 01:05 AM
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Re: Going off roading
now, see, its ted Ted Kennedy that knows how to treat a lady.
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07-22-2006, 01:07 AM
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Re: Going off roading
Why are you talking about Ted Kennedy? Is he on this forum? I highly doubt that he drives a Hummer or would be schlepping with boobs like you.
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07-22-2006, 01:09 AM
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Re: Going off roading
actually, the hummer has stood between him and repeat of various compromising situations.
you look a little UU. try my skin cream & see if you can get back the OO
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07-22-2006, 05:27 AM
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Re: Going off roading
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Why are you talking about Ted Kennedy? Is he on this forum? I highly doubt that he drives a Hummer or would be schlepping with boobs like you.
If you weren't such a cheap, curmudgeonly, covetous, balding, liposuctioning bi!tch, might you understand why I'm such a devoted member of this forum?
#15
07-22-2006, 05:39 AM
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Re: Going off roading
you tell 'em, Ted!
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07-22-2006, 06:51 PM
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Re: Going off roading
Hummer are made for Off Roading. I Off Road my Hummer a lot, and I have never had anything to break on it.
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07-22-2006, 05:57 AM
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Re: Going off roading
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For Gods Sake Man!!! You would not have a supermodel wife and not BANG HER would you!!!
LMFAO freakin classic
should read BANG THE HELL OUT of HER , just like our trucks
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07-22-2006, 04:09 PM
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Re: Going off roading
You should areola faced schmuck.
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