ATTN: People of Peephran

[frank6150]

You have approximately 22 minutes to evacuate the areas numbered on this map. The Peephran government has declared war and must be destroyed. Your government has made threats of using nuclear weapons against my fine peeps and I cannot take that threat lightly.

We will be nuking the areas listed on the map, either you stay and become little sizzly dust bunnies or you flee now and hope for a better life once your cruel regime falls.

Good luck to you.

[deicustoms1]

That's exactly what I'm doing! Someone has to step in and prevent the entire world from a nuclear holocaust. Who let you in the nuclear club, btw?

Bring your peeps who are "itching to DIE" on, my secret weapons have been known to consume over 500,000 peeps, on a light day.

[HIHUMMER]

I came here to prepare people, to lend support. But seeing as you are are cold and heartless we will need to evacuate. But more time is needed! 8 more mintues is not enough. I request at least 15more mins!

I beg of you...don't do this! Negotations can be made!

[f5fstop]

Originally posted by CO Hummer:
I just ate 9 peeps.

Male or female?

[Idaho-Hummer]

The horror of it just to much to think about .....ok, who's winning? Frank how is the "New Glass Parking Lot"?

[deicustoms1]

How could you? I thought we had a cease-smush.

Tell your peeps to sleep with one eye open, because we're coming to do horrible things to them!

I see your carton of chocolate covered marshmallow chemical weapons, you don't want to go biological!

[PARAGON]

Dude, they were nothing but a bunch of liars and cheats. They deserve it. I hope they get burned more.

[Idaho-Hummer]

F*ck you guy's have way to much time on your hands. This is funny ****.

LOL

[h2co-pilot]

I want to see the video again.

[Mrs.ssippi]

Originally posted by frank6150:
The overthrow of the Peephran regime is now in full swing. My armies of peeps specially outfitted with anti-raditaion suits have begun to invade the capital city and will soon have full control.

I highly advise the Peephran government to tell its troops to lay down their arms and surrender now.

Do peeps even need anti-radiation suits. Are they not alot like twinkies and can live forever?

[PARAGON]

<marquee><font size=30>U P A! ! ! ! U P A ! ! ! ! U P A! ! ! ! U P A! ! ! ! U P A! ! ! ! </font></marquee>

[HIHUMMER]

Originally posted by PARAGON:
Dude, they were nothing but a bunch of liars and cheats. They deserve it. I hope they get burned more.

True, there are/were many liars, cheats and AE's that resided in Peephran. Hopefully any casualties suffered will be of those and not of the innocent who had nothing to do with this impending war.

Any damage suffered will be apparent soon.

Evacutations continue.

[CO Hummer]

Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
I want to see the video again.

I keep laughing, just thinking about it. Twill be hall of fame material!

[HummerNewbie]

Originally posted by frank6150:
Alec....

Just a reminder that you have 5 hours and 27 minutes left to meet my demands.

Bet they try to use the time zone excuse when they don't surrender in time even though you said EST

[frank6150]

Are you declaring war against me as well?

I would not advise it, I have many many peeps who are itching for some time on the front lines.

[deicustoms1]

Bought it just for this peep war too.

[frank6150]

Hey DDWH you freakin pad machine... Gotta keep this thread up top man, don't you see we are in the middle of a damn war.

You want more people to die because you have padsyndrome?

[DennisAJC]

Originally posted by PARAGON:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
You don't have sh!t.

You are just weak, very very weak.

Tis trew. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Rarrrhhh!!11 at your all stupid internet games.

Don't worky dick heads. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

LMFAO!!!!!

[deicustoms1]

Very Likely.

[CO Hummer]