Stupid Drivers targeting H2's?

[Yetti]

I was run off the road right after i got my H2, we were in a construction zone and this P.O.S. T bird forced me off the road because he came over into my lane and wouldn't look over at me. he kept his eyes looking forward and continued over the whole while I was blowing my horn. when I was able to get back into traffic I was about 3 cars back, and the bastard only went 35mph in a 60mph zone...he had lots of people pissed at him.

[Agriv8r]

hit'em...start new thread I CRUSHED A ______! I get it almost everyday, mine is worse because as soon as they see the dealer plates they must think free money.....and it is usually the smallest cars on the road "crowding" me...luckily I like to drive 11 mph at times

[HummBob]

It's strange, when my wife used to drive the H2(before I got her her Escalade), she always complained of this kinda shiit too

Never happens to me as I'm quite the AGGRESIVE driver And it doesn't hurt that the Magnaflow exhaust is nice and LOUD

bummer, not seeing it driving the H3 in California.

S.

[OrangeCrush]

A couple of years ago I had a Yukon with 12 1/2" of lift. I was driving in the right hand lane and some idiot in a Nissan Maxima tries to cut me off.

He then gets pissed and does it again EXCEPT this time I floored it. I drove my left front bumper into his rt door/qtr and kept on the gas until I drove him up onto a curb at a Burger King.

The guy knew he was being pushed and told the cops that I did it on purpose and he didn't see me.

The cop looked at him and said "you didn't see THAT???"

Totalled his car and I had to replace a front bumper and paint a flare. Nothing else.

Just wait until some idiot fuks with me in the H2. I'll drive him until I run out of gas.

Stupid fukkers.

Mark

[KenP]

Originally Posted by OrangeCrush

A couple of years ago I had a Yukon with 12 1/2" of lift. I was driving in the right hand lane and some idiot in a Nissan Maxima tries to cut me off.

He then gets pissed and does it again EXCEPT this time I floored it. I drove my left front bumper into his rt door/qtr and kept on the gas until I drove him up onto a curb at a Burger King.

The guy knew he was being pushed and told the cops that I did it on purpose and he didn't see me.

The cop looked at him and said "you didn't see THAT???"

Totalled his car and I had to replace a front bumper and paint a flare. Nothing else.

Just wait until some idiot fuks with me in the H2. I'll drive him until I run out of gas.

Stupid fukkers.

Mark

I'm glad I read this. Gave me a smile and I needed it because I was at the inlaws this evening and missed Deadwood.

[DennisAJC]

Originally Posted by KenP

I'm glad I read this. Gave me a smile and I needed it because I was at the inlaws this evening and missed Deadwood.

BUWHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

[1Sonterra]

Well obviously I am NOT the only one! Nice responses......and by the way...it happened again TONIGHT on my way home, the infamous no yield (kinda standard in Texas)....but this time I did not give in to the small toyota corrolla or whatever it was. We got close, but no contact....but his side of the lane got a lot smaller a lot quicker than mine did!

I still think their may be something to this Cloaking Device idea.....activated when you hit 20 mph? Standard Hummer gear leftover from some military experiment. Worth at least starting rumors!

Keep the stories coming!

1Sonterra

[Anthony33]

Cars cut me off all the time in Chicago.

I just figured I must be invisible

[scaleste]

I brought my H2 to Saudi Arabia where I work. Some problems, but overall, it has been a blessing. Yes, problems at home owning an H2, but in Saudi, they simply get out of the way. Some of the worst driving such as tail-gating close enough to squeeze a piece of paper between bumpers, passing 80, 90 and even 100 mph on the inside shoulder, and some of the most horrific wrecks I have ever seen, but since I brought my H2 over here, I have actually enjoyed a reduction in terrorizing experiences. Suckers drive up and tailgate me and soon realize I simply cannot see them. Folks get out of my way as the H2 is an intimidating vehicle and besides, the headlights are high enough they shin directly in back window of the car ahead.

Yes, there are idiots abound, but I truly feel so much safer being the heaviest vehicle on the road, sitting high up to see well in front of me, and the power to get off the road regardless of nearly any condition. Gas guzzler ? yes, but at 60 cents per gallon no one cares.

[Gunzz]

The answer is to attend the police academy, get sworn in as an officer and then pull them over after they cut you off. Boy do they apologize quickly.

[It\'s a Dry Heat]

It's happened to me also. But I thought it was an accident or they didn't see me. But now this makes me mad.

[frenzy1]

i've been driving my h2 for over a year now in Belgium, Europe and didn't have any negative comment so far. People love it and stare at it and no ones even dares to think about cuttin' it off in traffic. It's freakin' huge over here.

Frenzy

[1Sonterra]

Originally Posted by OrangeCrush

A couple of years ago I had a Yukon with 12 1/2" of lift. I was driving in the right hand lane and some idiot in a Nissan Maxima tries to cut me off.

He then gets pissed and does it again EXCEPT this time I floored it. I drove my left front bumper into his rt door/qtr and kept on the gas until I drove him up onto a curb at a Burger King.

The guy knew he was being pushed and told the cops that I did it on purpose and he didn't see me.

The cop looked at him and said "you didn't see THAT???"

Totalled his car and I had to replace a front bumper and paint a flare. Nothing else.

Just wait until some idiot fuks with me in the H2. I'll drive him until I run out of gas.

Stupid fukkers.

Mark

I think this was my favorite so far! Especially since it is from ORANGECRUSH!!

But....I have been rear ended twice while at complete stops. The first time, an elderly lady in her Mercury Cougar accelerated into me, and put my spare tire up in her windshield. Totaled her car, mine needed about $100.00 worth of black paint for the rear bumper and a new spare tire cover.

The last one a teenage girl hit me about 30 mph in her Nissan somethingorother.....again, completely totoled her ride. Same repair for me plus a new camara for the hitch!

Got to love the bulk of the H2 when it keeps saving your ass!

[ParchedMosquito]

Got the finger while *test driving* an h2 on sunday..

Picking it up tomorrow
Black 2003 H2 with 15k miles on it..