Off road oops!

[Mudinyeri]

Originally posted by alldunn:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by gorton:
one time an Oregon statie caught me and DRTYFN torturing innocent little kittens out in the woods behind his house. We smashed their tiny skulls with ball peen hammers, and DRTYFN even punted one like a football because he said it **** on the hood of his precious H2.Needless to say, i blamed it all on him, but the cop let us go after DRTYFN kindly gave the officer the blow job of his life.
Then there was the time that me and Paragon got pulled over on the way to the secret lodge with that billy goat in back of my F350 powerstroke turbo diesel. Paragon gave him the handshake and we were good to go.

I am just about sick and god damn tired of mother ****ers like you. You are a complete disgrace to human beings. If you don't have anything decent to say, then STFU. I hope you rot in hell. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Now that's ironic.

Oh, and as far as the OT goes ... I lived in a pretty bad neighborhood in college and drove a Jeep. One of the fun things I jused to like to do was climb the hill to my apartment complex instead of driving up the driveway. Well, one night I did that in the rain and slung all kinds of mud out behind me. After I parked I looked across the street and there was a car parked there covered in mud and some guy sitting in it (at about 3:00 in the morning) smoking a cigarette. The place across the street was always getting busted for drug sales so I just hurried on into the apartment and made sure ol' Besty was loaded just in case.