forget your spiders, look what came to kill me!

[timgco]

I hate those little fawkers! Every time I go to Phoenix/ or VEgas I worry about them. GAWD I HATE THOSE LITTLE BASTADS!

[DDWH]

Originally Posted by timgco

I hate those little fawkers! Every time I go to Phoenix/ or VEgas I worry about them. GAWD I HATE THOSE LITTLE BASTADS!

HATEM!!!!!!!!!!

[HummerNewbie]

I was surprised when I first moved down here and found one in my yard. I have not seen any at this house but they used to get into my girlfriends apartment on a daily basis when she lived in Lake County.

[Agriv8r]

Originally Posted by HummerNewbie

I was surprised when I first moved down here and found one in my yard. I have not seen any at this house but they used to get into my girlfriends apartment on a daily basis when she lived in Lake County.

time to move or get a new girlfriend.

[ree]

More reasons beside heat, spiders, snakes, and non-assilimative-biligualism not to live in the south.

[trashguy]

Originally Posted by ree

More reasons beside heat, spiders, snakes, and non-assilimative-biligualism not to live in the south.

not to mention gators,ill stay in nyc anything coming to kill me
will be on 2 legs

[Hummer Aficionado_VT]

Don't forget the assassin bugs!

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

Originally Posted by ree

More reasons beside heat, spiders, snakes, and non-assilimative-biligualism not to live in the south.

for sale...2 homes in Miami

[K9sH3]

DEI.... You know whats fun with those scorps??? cirlce one with fire and usauly it will kill itself. Man, now thats some fun. But on the downside of that the fire will attract more gators, which means more trouble beacuse the snakes will soon follw the Gators trail and see what he is eating, which of course is human carcass and that will lead to a bad smell and thats sure isn't a good thing, becuase thats smells like that crap you have stuck in your intake on your boat. Which I told you to avoid before you bought it. Now see if ya had listen to old K9 you wouldn't have any of these things.

Or maybe ever since you sold your 3 and bought that nice arse 2 that you have been having all these wierd issues with wild animals. All of that is just a hint that you should have kept your 3.

[h2co-pilot]

Have we heard from dei today?

[HummerNewbie]

Yep, he is fine. Nurses in the recovery room said he should be out of the hospital in a week or so

Was that his pet scorpion?

[usetosellhummer]

see def for cricket...
Euphemisms

• "McGillicutty" (A word that can be used in place of any noun, "Put the McGillicutty over there.")
• "Jones" (Another placeholder, usually for actions, "He gave her the three finger jones".)
• "Deal" (A catch-all term mostly used as a noun, i.e. "Here's the deal." Also used to refer to male genitalia, "Put the McGillicutty on your deal.")
• "Rattler" (A bottle of pills/pharmaceuticals that are abused, "They say we can't smoke weed or eat pot brownies on the air, but we can drink beer, and I have my "rattler" right here.")
• "Lady Bug" (The term referring to a penis.)
• "Burn a Wheel" (Smoking marijuana, "do you need to go out back and burn a wheel?")
• "Willie" (An extraneous word often added for emphasis. "The website's bogged down willie.")
• "Yellow Bird" (an unspecified narcotic in rattlers)
• "Wrapping The Toots" (Snorting cocaine)
• "Chalking Lines" (Same as Wrapping The Toots.)
• "Cricket Capers" (Enjoying favors provided by young females; see "Cricket" below)
• "Cricket" a loose woman