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It's a party with Tea, little sandwiches and petit fors. It's my first one so don't get all snickery.
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This implies there'll be more. 
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10-12-2006, 11:30 PM
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Re: Big Spider
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Probably. Fawk! Should I kill it?
I'm afraid if I step on it I'll slip in it's guts. Gawd SO GROSS!!!!  |
FLAME IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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10-12-2006, 11:33 PM
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Re: Big Spider
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10-12-2006, 11:41 PM
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Re: Big Spider
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This implies there'll be more. |
Ken, you gotta embrace the wifes parties (if there are hot mommas coming). In my neighborhood whenever the wifey says she is having some friends over I take this as being a good thing. Hot milfs sipping drinks getting sauced. Then they sit around and bitch  about their husbands and I am there "agreeing"...(hehehe) with every problem they have. I am then the BEST husband on block   and why couldnt their husbands be more like me
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10-13-2006, 12:17 AM
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Re: Big Spider
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Anybody wanna come over and check? |
I'll do it, but I'll need... milk, truffles and cupcakes for the troubles. |
10-13-2006, 12:21 AM
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Re: Big Spider
Tea Party - How ghey.  |
10-13-2006, 12:33 AM
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Re: Big Spider
A conversation overheard at CP's ghey tea party
"Oh, susan these petit fors are delicious, what were those furry things sticking out the sides?"
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10-13-2006, 01:25 AM
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Re: Big Spider
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I poked his azz with some old sparkler sticks when I was out there last. He is not afraid. 
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Try lighting the sparklers.
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10-13-2006, 02:06 AM
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Re: Big Spider
How much fur on all eight legs?
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10-13-2006, 02:53 AM
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I'll do it, but I'll need... milk, truffles and cupcakes for the troubles.
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Done. Come on Cletus.  |
10-13-2006, 02:56 AM
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Re: Big Spider
One shot of brake cleaner and you could kill a tarantula.
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10-13-2006, 06:44 AM
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Is it dead yet??? 
You're lucky it didn't jump up at you when you poked it in the azz.  |
10-13-2006, 10:41 AM
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Re: Big Spider
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I woke up early because I slept on the couch and that door is in this room. I will freak if it gets in the house, it's probably gone and I know it is more scared of me than I am of him yada yada yada......but still. |
10-13-2006, 04:03 PM
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No
I woke up early because I slept on the couch and that door is in this room. I will freak if it gets in the house, it's probably gone and I know it is more scared of me than I am of him yada yada yada......but still. |
Freaky. Of course, I hate spiders.
Just kill it with something you can spray from a far. The cold months are upon us and we don't need these things to mind the bugs for us any more.
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10-13-2006, 05:19 PM
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I know it is more scared of me than I am of him yada yada yada......but still. |
I wouldn't be so sure about that. I had a spider like that before, I went to step on it and it stared me down. When I got my shoe on it, it flipped me backwards. Ended up as a 3 day battle, in the process half of my house was destroyed and I had 3rd degree burns over 70% of my body. So don't think they are more scared than you, they have no fear. |
10-13-2006, 06:05 PM
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Re: Big Spider
SQUASH THAT F'ER! DO NOW!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? WHY DON'T YOU JUST INVITE IT IN FOR TEA?! GAWD WOMAN! I'M FREAKED OUT AND I'M ON THE WEST COAST!
P.S. Sorry, can't come to the party now.
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10-13-2006, 06:17 PM
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Re: Big Spider
I know, I know.
I looked for it a little this morning but it was still dark out. You guys do't undersatnd, I have been a furniture ninja since I saw it. Jumping from couch to chair to stair or counter. Like when you were little with monsters under your bed kinda leaps. Just in case it has come in, it was chilly last night.
I have been googling wolf spider and have figured it is a Hogna Carolinesis. The largest wolf spider. Ken is more scared of them than I am, he has been wearing his shoes.
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10-13-2006, 07:05 PM
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OMG!!! You east coast people are pussies. I would have either captured it in a jar and been feeding it yellow jackets or trimmed its legs down to little nubs.  |
10-13-2006, 08:17 PM
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Re: Big Spider
It's gone.
Everybody can stop worrying about me now.  |
10-13-2006, 08:56 PM
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It's gone.
Everybody can stop worrying about me now. |
It probably crawled into your home when you opened the door to look for it. OG.. it's Friday the 13th, too!!!!!
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