Big Spider

[DRTYFN]

Did you girls ever kill the spider?

[westhillsat]

Originally Posted by DRTYFN

Did you girls ever kill the spider?

Bet it's in the house - somewhere..........lurking in a dark corner of the house........waiting, waiting to......


Maybe it's between a bath towel, waiting for some unsuspecting person to flap open that towel and have spidey fly out of the towel.........

[DRTYFN]

Spiders are well-known to hold grudges. They'll sit and wait until you're sleeping, then repel from the ceiling down to your pillow, crawling silently and stealthily up to your mouth or ears or nose. Then they'll choose which opening is best suited for them to lay their eggs. After that they climb back to their hiding place and await the hatching of their brood.
Haven't you ever heard the story of the lady that woke up one morning to find what she thought was some kind of pimple? After a couple of days of it growing and becoming more & more uncomfortable she started itching it. The skin suddenly split and hundreds of baby spiders poured out.

Sleep tight, girlies.

[Hmmm2]

Originally Posted by DRTYFN

Haven't you ever heard the story of the lady that woke up one morning to find what she thought was some kind of pimple? After a couple of days of it growing and becoming more & more uncomfortable she started itching it. The skin suddenly split and hundreds of baby spiders poured out.

Ooooooohhhhh yeahhhh, I heard about that woman! When the 'pimple' split open, hundreds of tiny spiders came running out. About a hundred ran into her nostrils, the others into her ear canals and the rest into her mouth. Before she knew what was happening she began to rub and itch her face .. smearing the slowest of the spiders into her pores. When she ran to the mirror to look, she saw thousands of tiny spiders running confused all around her lips and all over the smeared ones. She ran screaming. To this day she sits.... scratching, itching and pulling imaginary spiders out of her ears, nostrils and mouth.

[DRTYFN]

No sleep for the sissies.

[DRTYFN]

Sissies=in bed all askeered.

[DRTYFN]

[Hmmm2]

Originally Posted by DRTYFN

Sissies=in bed all askeered.

OMG!!!! That things's the size of a sofa cushion!! I'm pulling out the big guns tonight ... Hotel California, where they can check in, but they can't check out!