Big Spider

[Hmmm2]

Originally Posted by DRTYFN

Sissies=in bed all askeered.

OMG!!!! That things's the size of a sofa cushion!! I'm pulling out the big guns tonight ... Hotel California, where they can check in, but they can't check out!

[DRTYFN]

You might get one, but the mate and family will be waiting until you go to sleep. MUWAHAHAHA!!!!!!

[Hmmm2]

Originally Posted by DRTYFN

You might get one, but the mate and family will be waiting until you go to sleep. MUWAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Yeah, you're right. Something along these lines happened to me once when I lived in Miami. I had been on a long trip and had left my car parked along some bushes. Three weeks later, I come back, swept the fallen palm fronds off the car roof ... wiped away some spider webs (like those big banana spiders) .. and got in to pull out the car. I positioned the a/c vents towards me because it was the usual 95 degrees/100% humidity and I was hot. All was fine until I turned on the a/c. OMG!!! Thousands of tiny spiders came flying out of the a/c vents right into my face, neck and hair. They must have been laying eggs for 21 days. I had to take it to the dealer and they had to blow out the vents. Florida and Texas ... GG, too many bugs.

[h2co-pilot]

Eyu, that is so gross! 2 hour shower?


You guys are such jerks! I don't remember you all giving DEI this much crap when he had scorpions.

That's fine, Hmmm and West - those spiders that you killed were just recon spiders for the big fat one in your house- Recon spiders gather food and eye big prey for the big fat ones, like ants do. The big fat one is sitting under your bed and it's saving it's energy. Energy to leap onto your hairy legs, hug one and snake bite you. :Tah ka! :

[westhillsat]

I shook out my bath towel really good this morning - no spideys in it yet


It's ok - you gotz me on yur H2 H3 post - I fellz fur it

[DRTYFN]

Originally Posted by westhillsat

I shook out my bath towel really good this morning - no spideys in it yet


It's ok - you gotz me on yur H2 H3 post - I fellz fur it

They're all in your undie drawer waiting for the perfect time.

[KenP]

Originally Posted by westhillsat

It's ok - you gotz me on yur H2 H3 post - I fellz fur it

LMFAO!!!!

[Hmmm2]

Originally Posted by westhillsat

I shook out my bath towel really good this morning - no spideys in it yet

I lifted my towel with one finger this morning and put it in the hamper. No spideys here.

[BKLYNH2]

Originally Posted by h2co-pilot

Eyu, that is so gross! 2 hour shower?


You guys are such jerks! I don't remember you all giving DEI this much crap when he had scorpions.

That's fine, Hmmm and West - those spiders that you killed were just recon spiders for the big fat one in your house- Recon spiders gather food and eye big prey for the big fat ones, like ants do. The big fat one is sitting under your bed and it's saving it's energy. Energy to leap onto your hairy legs, hug one and snake bite you. :Tah ka! :

CP must be getting grumpy from a lack of sleep. i wonder why?