Global Warming Debunked!!! - Finally!

[h2co-pilot]

Originally Posted by PARAGON

just like a fire in your fireplace, makes the local room warmer for a little while

w/o sunlight, earthy freezy

Greenhouse gases = insulation

Godzilla could have been real along time ago.

[PARAGON]

Originally Posted by h2co-pilot

Greenhouse gases = insulation

Godzilla could have been real along time ago.

oceans = koi pond

[h2co-pilot]

Koi operating CO2 emmiting machinery might cause a warming effect.

However, Koi flatulation data is not available.

[PARAGON]

Originally Posted by h2co-pilot

Koi operating CO2 emmiting machinery might cause a warming effect.

However, Koi flatulation data is not available.

I think the gubbermint should spend millions of dollars to study just how much Koi farts contribute to overall CO2 emissions.

They may find, this outgassing is really what creates the ocean currents and is responsible for the Bermuda triangle when the huge Koi conventions happen and they all get drunk, eat good steaks and are farting up storms creating CO2 fields in the sea and allowing for less boyancy, thereupon sinking ships.

[KenP]

Originally Posted by PARAGON

...creating CO2 fields in the sea and allowing for less boyancy, thereupon sinking ships.

Actually, the CO2 aids bouyancy, thereby causing the ships to list over and get swamped. They also cause planes to suddenly gain altitude leading to failure of cabin pressure and the fuselage to expand and shatter.

[h2co-pilot]

Originally Posted by PARAGON

I think the gubbermint should spend millions of dollars to study just how much Koi farts contribute to overall CO2 emissions.

They may find, this outgassing is really what creates the ocean currents and is responsible for the Bermuda triangle when the huge Koi conventions happen and they all get drunk, eat good steaks and are farting up storms creating CO2 fields in the sea and allowing for less boyancy, thereupon sinking ships.