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Old 12-03-2006, 07:57 PM
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man when he is leaning over your desk working together with you at close range and starts burping in your face where you can smell his gut and then farts - then tell me something

ROFLMAO .... omg that's awful!

I used to work with an old bitty just like that ... except add smoker's cough and spittle. It was so bad if she ever came in my cube I had to wipe down my monitor and keyboard after she left. She used to sit in meetings with her pants pulled way up over her gut and - no joke - with her hand down the front ... farting and scratching herself. I don't know if she was enjoying the bubbles or what !!!!!! After she retired, no one would go in her cube it was so nasty. We joked about calling in hazmat but eventually asked the janitor come in and disinfect her office.
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ROFLMAO .... omg that's awful!

I used to work with an old bitty just like that ... except add smoker's cough and spittle. It was so bad if she ever came in my cube I had to wipe down my monitor and keyboard after she left. She used to sit in meetings with her pants pulled way up over her gut and - no joke - with her hand down the front ... farting and scratching herself. I don't know if she was enjoying the bubbles or what !!!!!! After she retired, no one would go in her cube it was so nasty. We joked about calling in hazmat but eventually asked the janitor come in and disinfect her office.
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That is just nasty X1000000

ok, dont lie now - did you hit it?


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ROFLMAO .... omg that's awful!

I used to work with an old bitty just like that ... except add smoker's cough and spittle. It was so bad if she ever came in my cube I had to wipe down my monitor and keyboard after she left. She used to sit in meetings with her pants pulled way up over her gut and - no joke - with her hand down the front ... farting and scratching herself. I don't know if she was enjoying the bubbles or what !!!!!! After she retired, no one would go in her cube it was so nasty. We joked about calling in hazmat but eventually asked the janitor come in and disinfect her office.
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did you hit it?

Did you?
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Old 12-04-2006, 06:16 AM
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5 bucks says he did...

I bet the hand down the front of the pants thing turned him on - especially the scratching noises coming from that crocidile skin..
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That is just nasty X1000000

ok, dont lie now - did you hit it?
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I bet he did.

All I can think of is the nasty old hag landlady in KingPin.
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That is just nasty X1000000

ok, dont lie now - did you hit it?



wtf are you kidding?
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Old 12-04-2006, 06:48 AM
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wtf are you kidding?

You did, didn't you? ... because you sure ain't rushing out to deny it.
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Old 12-04-2006, 07:23 AM
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Uh, no and hell no. It's a braver man than me that would risk running into whatever crawled up inside her and died. I'll leave that to dennis or drty

I mean seriously, this is what the janitors wore when they cleaned out her office.
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He used to sit in meetings with his pants pulled way up over his gut and - no joke - with his hand down the front ... farting and scratching himself.
Fizzeled just for DRTY because he's gross...
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