H2 vs JEEP End all showdown in MOAB VIDEO!

[PARAGON]

Originally Posted by sj-x 500

you wish you were Freud.

hey mullet-boy.

nice ride you got there

[PARAGON]

Reasons To Live In British Columbia1. Weed
2. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges
3. The local hero is a pot-smoking snowboarder
4. The local wine doesn't taste like malt vinegar
5. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is 5 hours from downtown
6. A university with a nude beach
7. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations
8. If a cop pulls you over, just offer them some of your hash
9. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on
10. Cannabis

[DennisAJC]

Paragon,

You forgot this........

[PARAGON]

You Know You're Canadian When:

You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.

Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled in with snow.

The local paper covers national and international headlines on two pages, but requires six pages for hockey.

The municipality buys a Zamboni before a bus.

You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars, and drink pop, not soda.

You use a red pen on your non-Canadian textbooks and fill in the missing u's from labor, honor, and color.

You know how to say free, prize and no sugar added in French thanks to your extensive education in bilingual cereal packaging.

You know what a toque is.

You've plugged a car in overnight.

You've defended your property from trespassers with a lacrosse stick because you don't own a gun.

[sj-x 500]

this must be on every hummer owners wish list.

[DRTYFN]

Originally Posted by DennisAJC

Paragon,

You forgot this........

And this:
http://www.crimelibrary.com/serial_k...jump_page.html

[sj-x 500]

Originally Posted by DRTYFN

And this:
http://www.crimelibrary.com/serial_k...jump_page.html

he was doing society a favor killin the ho's.

so there's like what... 2-5 canadian serial killers, and how many from the states?

[PARAGON]

Originally Posted by sj-x 500

he was doing society a favor killin the ho's.

so there's like what... 2-5 canadian serial killers, and how many from the states?

hmm.... let's see

there's been roughly 15 document serial killers from Canada which has a national population 1/10th that of the United States. There have been less than 100 serial killers in the US.

care to play again, sport.

[CO Hummer]

Originally Posted by PARAGON

Canada which has a national population 1/10th that of the United States.

You think Canada has the same redneck ratio? I had no idea Canada even had these Blackflag mullet types.

[sj-x 500]

http://www.directessays.com/viewpaper/32083.html

"Since the year 1800 there have been at least 150-documented cases of serial killers in the United States alone"

where you gettin your numbers.

[Poopy]

Originally Posted by PARAGON

hmm.... let's see

there's been roughly 15 document serial killers from Canada which has a national population 1/10th that of the United States. There have been less than 100 serial killers in the US.

care to play again, sport.

So you better watch your back....


Don't you have a pointless war in a third world country to start somewhere???

[DRTYFN]

Originally Posted by sj-x 500

he was doing society a favor killin the ho's.

so there's like what... 2-5 canadian serial killers, and how many from the states?

I don't remember including you in the conversation, boy. Go scrub the floor, boy.

[KenP]

It's funny that we all sit here minding our own business, discussing all things Hummer, but it becomes quickly obvious that we live rent-free in so many other groups heads. They just can't stay away.

This week it's the rusted Alibabas, next week we'll hear from the FJ/KY losers, then some more Heepers will come over, followed by the ....

Sheez, we don't do that. I guess we just don't feel threatened by other trucks and they sure as hell don't live in our heads.

[sj-x 500]

just got the pic of your cattle hauler there farm boy

[sj-x 500]

or is this your secret project you've been hiding from other members cuz it's "modded"