Huge Medical Breakthrough!!!!

[Mrs.ssippi]

I'm a dental hygienist and one time this lady came in to have her teeth cleaned. After an exam, I told her she had periodontal disease and she might lose her teeth if she did not do something about it and she needed more than just a "teeth cleaning", also called a prophy. She then asked me if she could ask me a question, "being a medical professional". I told her sure, but I'm a dental hygienist, I don't know how much I can help you if its not dental related. She then asked me if she had this periodontal disease because she holds semen in her mouth. It took everything I had not to just fall out on the floor. So I told her this was more of a question for the dentist and I went and got him. I did not give him the heads up on the question. I then went and told the other girls in the office and we all listened and giggled like little school girls when we heard her ask him. That was priceless.

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Originally Posted by Mrs.ssippi

I'm a dental hygienist and one time this lady came in to have her teeth cleaned. After an exam, I told her she had periodontal disease and she might lose her teeth if she did not do something about it and she needed more than just a "teeth cleaning", also called a prophy. She then asked me if she could ask me a question, "being a medical professional". I told her sure, but I'm a dental hygienist, I don't know how much I can help you if its not dental related. She then asked me if she had this periodontal disease because she holds semen in her mouth. It took everything I had not to just fall out on the floor. So I told her this was more of a question for the dentist and I went and got him. I did not give him the heads up on the question. I then went and told the other girls in the office and we all listened and giggled like little school girls when we heard her ask him. That was priceless.

What did the Dentist say?????

On another note:
Did you hear about the guy who went to the dentist first thing in the morning, and during the exam, the dentist looked at him and said, "I see you had oral sex this morning."
The guy smiled and answered, "How could you tell, do I have a hair caught in my teeth?"
The dentist smiled and said, "No, you have poop on your nose."

[KenP]

CP's dad pulled my wisdom teeth. When I started to come out of the stupor, I asked if anyone had "touched me".

Damn, I hurt for days and days!!! I think he did it on purpose. Me =