Damn Bird!

[Mr. I - Man]

I have an awesome receipe for grilling dove. First you cut the bird down the middle gut it keep the liver. Take a pat of butter, fresh basil, garlic and the dove liver wrap with 2 slices of apple bacon stuff iti nto chest cavity, then wrap the outside of the chest area with one more slice of bacon use a toothpick to hold it all together the dry rub it with sea salt,rosemary and thymemixtur and toss on the grill low heat till done. Enjoy with a Pinot Grigio or a Dry Riesling

Mmm Yummy !

A very tasty way to get rid of pests

[H3.007]

Step A) Replace Missing Dove.
Step B) Water dish with Viagra solution.
Step C) Clean Hummer

[Mr. I - Man]

Don't forget the Alka Seltzer and bird seed trick.
The dove will be It works with pigeons (same family of bird)

[dеiтайожни]

I know a guy in the disposal business that can take care of your bird problem, no questions asked. $500, and it'll be like it never happened. He is an expert in making things disappear, no pictures, names, recordings, nothing will remain.

[PARAGON]

Originally Posted by Mr. I - Man

I have an awesome receipe for grilling dove. First you cut the bird down the middle gut it keep the liver. Take a pat of butter, fresh basil, garlic and the dove liver wrap with 2 slices of apple bacon stuff iti nto chest cavity, then wrap the outside of the chest area with one more slice of bacon use a toothpick to hold it all together the dry rub it with sea salt,rosemary and thymemixtur and toss on the grill low heat till done. Enjoy with a Pinot Grigio or a Dry Riesling

Mmm Yummy !

A very tasty way to get rid of pests

That's too damn complicated. Get a good ole jalepeno, stuff it up in a de-boned dove breast, wrap with bacon and grill.

I'll be DAMNED if that's not some good eating. Of course, that bird doesn't have much of a breast, so I would tie it's feet to a string and let it be a live decoy so you can get some more for the dinner table.

[Hummer3]

Call the Hummer hotline and tell them you have a windshield problem and see what they tell u to do.

[PARAGON]

Originally Posted by Hummer3

Call the Hummer hotline and tell them you have a windshield problem and see what they tell u to do.

try Onstar first

[K9sH3]

Originally Posted by Hummer3

Call the Hummer hotline and tell them you have a windshield problem and see what they tell u to do.

That, or call "ONSTAR"

But I like all the ideas, I could use the no questions ask guy for other reasons...

[Mr. I - Man]

Originally Posted by PARAGON

That's too damn complicated. Get a good ole jalepeno, stuff it up in a de-boned dove breast, wrap with bacon and grill.

I'll be DAMNED if that's not some good eating. Of course, that bird doesn't have much of a breast, so I would tie it's feet to a string and let it be a live decoy so you can get some more for the dinner table.

Complicated is just how I do it! Look my HID project

[PARAGON]

Originally Posted by Mr. I - Man

Complicated is just how I do it! Look my HID project

Yep, can you send me a set, with glass lenses and white wire loom? mkay, thanks.

[Mr. I - Man]

Originally Posted by PARAGON

Yep, can you send me a set, with glass lenses and white wire loom? mkay, thanks.

You can have the glass lenses they are off now, white wire loom can't help ya try The Hobby Lobby's Christmas decoration section!!

[H3PAC]

This works too.

[K9sH3]

Well the bird stoped shiating on my 3, but you should see my biatch nieghbors car. HAHAHAHA! The bird hangs out still and looks at him/her self all day in the windows of the 3, and when I come out he/she flys up to me now and just yesterday he/she followed me into the house. Just walked right on in as if it were nothing. Teaches me for leaving the door open on a nice day.
I guess the Dove decided the H3 was to nice to Shiat on.

[frenzy1]

Here's the solution :



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