Remember this at Christmas

[ROX]

Some of those Reindeer names need a little tweaking tho. Sounds like an alias for strippers. "Hi, my names Betty, but I go by Prancer around xmas time. Santa says I'm lots of fun!"hehe

[BlueHUMMERH2]

Haha, "Prancer"

[h2co-pilot]

[GLBLWARMR]

Male or female, who cares, they both die the same when shot. Also, they taste the same when cooked.

[KenP]

Your reasoning is not necessarily correct. I'll call it FAKE!!!

http://www.snopes.com/holidays/christmas/reindeer.asp

Funny:

So, are Santa's reindeer really all female, even though some of them bear masculine names such as "Rudolph" and are often depicted with male personalities and voices? Well, it's not impossible that a male reindeer could retain his antlers as late as December 24, just not necessarily the norm. And that's not nearly as unusual as a fellow who lives at the North Pole, spends the year making toys for millions of children all over the world, and manages to deliver all of them in a single evening. If Santa could find a way to make reindeer fly, his coming up with a way to ensure the bulls kept their antlers until late December must have been a piece of cake.

[K9sH3]

I am afraid to ask, but here goes...

So whats the reason behind the red nose?

[KenP]

Originally Posted by K9sH3

I am afraid to ask, but here goes...

So whats the reason behind the red nose?

He was a virgin and didn't have his timing right.

Ho the ho.

[ROX]

Originally Posted by K9sH3

So whats the reason behind the red nose?

And why does Santa have red cheeks?

[KenP]

Originally Posted by H2 Rocks

And why does Santa have red cheeks?

He was bitch slapped by Mrs. Clause for screwing around with teh Ho-Ho's.