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Why Men Are Rarely Published In Dear Abby
Dear Abby,
I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner.
Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.
Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.
I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home.
It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?
Thanks, Bob
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Re: Why Men Are Rarely Published In Dear Abby
Did you learn this in Nam or did you venture into Cambodia also?
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12-31-2006, 09:19 PM
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Did you learn this in Nam or did you venture into Cambodia also?
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12-31-2006, 09:25 PM
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If I told you.. I'd Have to .....You...
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been there... done that...
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been there... done that...
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12-31-2006, 09:31 PM
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YES,
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12-31-2006, 09:36 PM
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YES,
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Is this a VNV/RYD thread?
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[quote=Viet Nam Vette]Happy New Year Ducky.. [/
and a Happy New Years to YOU !!!
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Is this a VNV/RYD thread?
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I would say he should fix it himself and I really doubt Dear Abby knows squat about motorcycles...
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Dear Abby,
I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner.
Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.
Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.
I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home.
It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?
Thanks, Bob
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not very original, or is it plagiarism??? the following, eerrily similar, was posted yesterday by a member of the fj cruiser forum. naughty, naughty, vette, lol. 
I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision.
I've suspected for sometime now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."
I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive, although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?
I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.
Anyway, I never really broached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again, I decided this time I would check up on her.
I decided I was going to hide behind my neighbor's FJ Cruiser parked out on the street so I could get a good view of the entire street when she came home. It was at that dreadful moment, crouching behind his FJ, that I noticed a large area of powdercoating missing off of his rock sliders. Is this something he can fix himself or should he take it back to the powdercoater?
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not very original, or is it plagiarism??? the following, eerrily similar, was posted yesterday by a member of the fj cruiser forum. naughty, naughty, vette, lol.
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Thanks for your completely worthless imput to this thread. We are all much dumber from your wisdom.  
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dump the bitch and plug the harley, nice you got me...
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