Any interest in ELCOVA T-Shirts?

[usetosellhummer]

or
Don't be a b*tch!
buy a Hummer

for the ladies

my man bought me a hummer
What did you get b*tch?

[DRTYFN]

It's been snowing here in PDX all morning. People everywhere in the ditches. So far I've pulled out about 15 cars. I wish I had on a shirt or hat that read:

IF YOU HAD A HUMMER
I WOULDN'T BE PULLING YOU OUT.
ELCOVAFORUMS.COM

I'd really like one that says:

Where's that middle finger now, bitch?

ELCOVAFORUMS.COM