Stock H3's make me chuckle......

[RuggedH2]

Mooncricket,

As far as the Starbucks thing goes... I was just giving you sh!t, that's between you and James.

Just bring your camera to Moab. Why not?

I've run many trails with Jeeps, some built some not. It's mostly mountain dirt and mud here in the summer. Right now it's all covered in ice and snow. The Heeps are competent and capable, but stock to stock they are not any more impressive than the H3. Like everything else, there are advantages and disadvantages.

The reason the troll thing is brought up is obvious, this is a Hummer site. If I was to go talk trash on a Heep site, I'd be trolling. I'm also sure I'd get bites.

I have friends with outstanding Jeeps, but they are not stock either.

[Hunner]

Watch this, oops roll over, play dead this is the trail "to" the trail

[jdrew]

Originally Posted by Mooncricket

Well I consider my Jeep fairly stock.......

3.5 INches of lift, 32 inch tires, locker in the rear.........Quick disconnects and some skids.............

Some big tires you got there...

[Huck BB62]

A lift, and it's stock? A lift and only 32" tires? And anyone's taking this wart on dung beetle's ass seriously?

The Rubicon thing has been beaten to death. I beat it to death with MYSELF. I test drove the Jeep BEFORE I bought the H3 (and the Power Wagon, more on that later) The Jeep just handles and rides like crap. It's noisy. There's no way that I was going to suffer a Jeep for 30,000 miles a year. Going offroad isn't the only consideration. If I wanted a strictly trail machine, I wouldn't even consider the jeep the holy grail, only a purpose built rig would do and I couldn't drive that to work every day. The H3 will allow us to do some SERIOUS booneyin', 99% of anything a jeep will do. A jeep is only HALF as good as the H3 at anything else. There's the dealeo. Even the new four door is still an ill riding, noisy compromise with a junky appearance that only jeepers love.

The Power Wagon? It drinks gas like an F16 on afterburner. I love the thing but it, and I, just wouldn't get along for long because of it's affinity to gas stations.

The fuel use is the exact reason we don't own an H2 at this very moment instead of our Denali. Our Denali gets better than 15mpg on the commute and better than 16 on the highway. It's lighter and faster than an H2. Our local offroad stuff would strip the paint off of a full sized rig too.

But, and this is a huge but, when they do something like put a diesel in the H2 or H3, we'll be buying one immediately. GM is soooooooooooo slow to react to market demand, but I love 'em anyway.

Jeep really skrewed the pooch by not putting the Power Wagon's drive train in the new four door Wrangler.

By the way, that land rover and the H3 both look like they're not even running all terrains.

Any of the Hummer guys want to make the heeper krap his pants and test his roll cage, just do one, and ONLY one sidehill obstacle, game over, jeep rolls, cooler emptied.

[BlueTJCO]

Originally Posted by jdrew

Some big tires you got there...

Thats my point you ****ing dip ****.

I have a near stock Jeep TJ and I'd eat the **** out of your H3...........

[BlueTJCO]

Like I thought....

You all will talk and chat all day in this post....

post videos of idiots that dont know how to wheel their heeps....

and continue to talk your H3 up............

But in the end it will all be the same....................

NOT ONE OF YOU PUSSIES WILL COME AND WHEEL WITH ME AND MAKE IT SOMEWHAT OF A CHALLENGE FOR FUN>.......

WHY??????????

CAUSE YOU ALL KNOW YOUR TALKING OUT OF YOUR ASSES>..

NOW.............I'LL WAIT AND SEE IF ANY OF YOU PUSSIES WANNA COME AND SHOW ME JUST HOW CAPABLE YOUR H3 IS....



and YESSSSSSSSSSS, the H3 was running street tires.........

But they werent as "weak" as the ROVERS and the ROVER still ****ing ate it for lunch.......


and about the pic............YES THE DIP**** WAS STUCK. I just figured I'd drop the arguing about it because you are all so ****ing GIDDY about your H3's that you cant open your eyes to any other rig out wheeling yours.........No ONE drove up for a pic opportuninty for fun........we actually spent 10 minutes trying to get his heavy ass out of a small little mud puddle.........

[RuggedH2]

Mooncricket,

You already said what you're doing on this thread, the damn thing reminds me of the Phil Henry show.

I don't live in CO and driving there just to go wheeling with you is not incentive enough. As fun as it is to give each other sh!t, why don't you just bring your camera to Moab where you know there will be H3's present? We will still be able to give each other sh!t, but then you will have to drive that Heep all the way back to CO.

[BlueTJCO]

Originally Posted by 0313H3

Mooncricket,

You already said what you're doing on this thread, the damn thing reminds me of the Phil Henry show.

I don't live in CO and driving there just to go wheeling with you is not incentive enough. As fun as it is to give each other sh!t, why don't you just bring your camera to Moab where you know there will be H3's present? We will still be able to give each other sh!t, but then you will have to drive that Heep all the way back to CO.

No.....I came here to show the H3 guys that the ROVER was just as good if not better off-road. (STOCK)

You all whine like little bitches and tell me I dont have a clue what I'm talking about and Yada Yada Yada when I watched it with my own eyes. I have wheeled with a few H3's in my time and I've never thought they were really anything special on the trails.........

Then everyone wants to turn it to H3 vs. Jeep vs. everything and the H3 wins.........................

Then (whether it was for fun or not) people started challenging me and my rig. I took the challenge for anyone in Colorado that wants it......

and all ANY OF YOU TURDS CAN SAY IS..........

"why not come out to moab".........

I DIDN'T COME HERE CHALLENGING ANYONE. I CAME HERE POSTING MY PERCEPTION OF THE H3 and THE ROVER. SO...I'M IN COLORADO...NOT MOAB........

I'd rather watch your H3 barely make it through China Wall thank you...


Phil Henry Show? Is he another H3 driver with his head so far up his ass he cant see straight?

[jdrew]

Originally Posted by Mooncricket

Thats my point you ****ing dip ****.

I have a near stock Jeep TJ and I'd eat the **** out of your H3...........

You wanna eat the **** out of my H3? Now that's just sick!

[Demo]

Moonie, you seem like a real jerk. Perhaps the fact that you spend so much time on this site talking trash, shows how much of a looser you are. You must not have any friends or peers to share your time and wonderfull knowledge with.

You give Jeep owners a bad name.

GFY. You need to be banned from this forum.

I think it is great that there are so many different makes of offroad vehicles, I enjoy offroading with anyone with a love of the outdoors and a spirit of adventure, it doesn't matter what they drive, it is who they are.

[Demo]

Did I forget to mention that you need to GFY?

Get a life too, then we won't have to deal with your meaningless and unwarrented drival.

Moonie is by Demo