Asparagus Wizz

[BlueTJCO]

Originally Posted by DRTYFN

I sauted about 25 asparagus spears in butter for dinner tonight. Yes, I ate all of them myself. Normally asparagus gives me some fairly fragrant wizz, but tonight it smells like burning plastic and skunk. I'm pretty sure it could etch glass right now.

Here's why asparagus gives the stink wizz:

I figured you got the stank from freezing them and sticking them up your ass..........