Anyone ever been to Florida?

[dеiтайожни]

Silly Haitians are always doing things like that here. Personally, I think they are just looking for attention. We have some real good Haitian swimming jokes, but you have live here to hear them.

[h2co-pilot]

I never knew what happened to Michael (I went to a private school soon after), I am sure he painted and prolly still is.

Isn't there also like hundereds of sharks down there? Who knows how much Haitian meat has been consumed.

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

First off you two Florida TURDS, I'm trying to sell 2 houses here and your not helping... LOL

Just so you all know they are both joking.

We have no cockroches or bugs of any kind and if you want to see cockroaches visit New York City in the summer and you will see hundreds of billions of them. Shuffelboard was banned 6 years ago. Its against the law to sell blue hair dye. The old people here are YOUR grandparents (come and visit them, buy my houses). There are more cubans in Georgia then in Florida. There are more Haitians in New York then in Florida. The mosquioes in Alaska are bigger then they are in Florida. The schools system in Florida is rated in the top 10% in the country. Florida has one of the best road systems in the country. Florida has the second fastest growing business community in the United Stated. It is THE GATEWAY to Central and South America. Yesterday, Sunday it was 80* F. What was it where you are??? Today, Monday I drove to the Florida Keys for Lunch, had the sweetest Fried Oysters I have ever had. There are lots of HUMMER Dealers so you can purchase them at a great price. We have fewer tornadoes them most states. The women are A-1. I have not turned my heat on in over 7 years. and on and on and on...

RYD

[K9sH3]

Originally Posted by h2co-pilot

Isn't there also like hundereds of sharks down there?

YES!!!! there is a what we call the "shark dance" on some days we have to high step over the sharks to paddle out to surf.

the high steping is the "Shark Dance" but for as many sharks that are here, you would think that we would have more bites. I am more wooried about the Man-a-wars and Gators and the crack heads, less Anna Nichol.

[dеiтайожни]

Shark dance! You are crazy. You do remember that these are what sharks are, right?! I think the proper response is to quickly go into shock, pee/poop yourself and cry when you encounter one.

[CO Hummer]

I've read that for every 1000 feet of shoreline, 12 shark attacks occur each year. On average, every resident will be bitten once every 6 years.

[dеiтайожни]

Originally Posted by CO Hummer

I've read that for every 1000 feet of shoreline, 12 shark attacks occur each year. On average, every resident will be bitten once every 6 years.

That is true. Let's not forget about the attacks on tourists either, now that is even more shocking.

[K9sH3]

Originally Posted by CO Hummer

I've read that for every 1000 feet of shoreline, 12 shark attacks occur each year. On average, every resident will be bitten once every 6 years.

That may be true, but half of the FL population never even gets near the beach or gulf. So those mumbers should be higher. And remember if you go out in the water, make sure you have a few friends - this will cut the odds down and hopefully in your favor. And if your on a raft or surfboard YOU will look like a seal from below.

[CO Hummer]

Originally Posted by K9sH3

That may be true, but half of the FL population never even gets near the beach or gulf.

You moron. The other half are attacked by landsharks.

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

Originally Posted by K9sH3

That may be true, but half of the FL population never even gets near the beach or gulf. So those mumbers should be higher. And remember if you go out in the water, make sure you have a few friends - this will cut the odds down and hopefully in your favor. And if your on a raft or surfboard YOU will look like a seal from below.

I only go to the topless beach and sharks don't like boobs...

RYD

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

Originally Posted by dеiтайожни

Shark dance! You are crazy. You do remember that these are what sharks are, right?! I think the proper response is to quickly go into shock, pee/poop yourself and cry when you encounter one.

If you look at the color of the water those are California Sharks, not Florida...

RYD