My right wheel fell off...

[Biff]

Are trolls large or small? I am confused. Norwegian Trolls are small aren't they? Weren't JRR Tolkien's trolls tall? Anyway, I'm 6'4".

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The guy is obviously pissed about his Hummer, and that's what he is here for, bashing Hummers. Thus a troll.

Did anyone have anything but sympathy for this guy until he started in with the Anchorage H2 crash story? No. Why? Because he had a legitimate beef. But now he's just trying to cast the H2 in a bad light by purposely leaving out LARGE parts of a story. Thus making him a troll.
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The cop that came to the scene of my H2 wheel (and axle) separation told me the story about the H2 and the Dodge. I related it exactly as it was told to me. Since you are a TEXAN and I am a Troll, it is not surprising that you know more about it than I. I thought the most interesting part of the story was the fact that the Chrysler/Dodge/Hummer dealer lost his license. For life. There is more to that story though. The prosecutor says that said owner has black-outs due to seizures.

To set the record straight, I am not here to bash Hummers. I have received extremely valuable information from the thread of my original post. This has been invaluable. I will likewise advance the supposition that this information is of value to other readers. If not "of value" then maybe as entertainment to Texans.

I am a bit frustrated, though, that my big tough Hummer had two major failures in the first two months that I owned it. This has been reflected in my comments.

I have been very civil with the dealer, and (per his dialog with me) he has been representing me well to GM. GM recently offered to provide the repair parts, including body-work free of charge. BUT, they want me to pay for labor. The biggest problem for them comes from their legal team's desire to keep GM from being "at fault." I have been told that if I would turn it into my insurance company that "GM would have taken care of it." That seems odd. If they'd fix it, I'd be happy to sign a statement that indemnifies them. I'm going down to the dealership today to try to negotiate a trade of this Hummer for a new one.

Speaking of Anchorage, I recently heard that if Alaska was split into two half-sized states, that Texas would be the third-largest state?

Biff the Troll
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